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stamphater
09-30-2003, 04:24 PM
Which one of these do you like most?



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Angelus
09-30-2003, 04:52 PM
What, no all of the above option?? :lol:

stamphater
09-30-2003, 09:00 PM
None of them... and I HATE Britney Spears.


Oh I see, you play for the other side? Well that cool. :lol:

Muley69
09-30-2003, 11:00 PM
Britney Spears - HOT HOT HOT but doesn't seem to have a clue. That is part of the problem of performing all the time

Nelly Furtado - Very sexy but not necessarily the hottest of the women. There is a huge difference in being hot and being sexy. The latter is much more important

Tyra Banks - By all accounts that I have heard, she is a bitch. No matter how good looking she may be, some man somewhere is tired of putting up with her sh!t

Nicole Kidman - The whole Tom Cruise thing freaked me out. As far as Australians go, I'd have to rate Nicole a 8/10

Elizabeth Hurley - Read the comment on hotness and sexuality. This woman exudes both. BUT, she isn't the biggest sex symbol because she doesn't have a calendar (that I know of) and seems to stay out of the public limelight

Heather Graham - She is a geeky hot. A lot of people would disagree with this assessment, but other than Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged me -- she hasn't come across as being all that sexy





Jenna Jameson - I DEFINATELY feel she is the hotess of the group.

She is a VERY successful BUSINESS WOMAN - Rich, Powerful, (and presumably smart) women have an inherent advantage over their stupid bimbo counterparts.

She has the looks -- she was a natural beauty (I watched the E True Hollywood story on her) and the plastic surgery only made better a great body

She is SOOOOO SEXY. Just watch ANY SINGLE porn movie she has ever done. That girl exudes sexiness from every pore. SHould could give a quadrapeligic a hard on, she is that sexy

She is also smart and confident. Perhaps the most important aspect of them all. Hell, she went on that Fox "News Program" to DEFEND the porn industy and Bill O'Reilly had NOTHING on her.....



All around, have to go with my gal Jenna.

chyep
10-01-2003, 05:50 PM
Britney Spears
Nicole Kidman
Elizabeth Hurley
Jenna Jameson

Now that I've got it narrowed down to these 4 again I hope they won't make me choose again like they did last time. Can't we all just get along girls?

55 Yard Line
11-02-2003, 06:37 AM
Why isn't Charlize Theron on this list?

:pissed: :po: :reddisgu: :mad:

Touchdown Vaughn
11-04-2003, 12:02 AM
Why is Roseanne Barr not on the list?

:headscra:

55 Yard Line
11-04-2003, 11:02 AM
Why is Roseanne Barr not on the list?

:headscra:

are you implying that Roseanne is in the same league as Charlize :greysick:

Muley69
11-05-2003, 05:27 PM
are you implying that Roseanne is in the same league as Charlize



No....Roseanne is in a league ALL HER OWN.... :crazy: :crazy: :Flip_ani: :Flip_ani:

Diesel
11-21-2003, 09:25 AM
Robin Williams said it best: "I like my wine like I like my women.....ready to pass out!"

Jedrock43
04-05-2004, 09:48 AM
Jenna Jameson.

She's done it at least once or twice before. :SHOCKED:

Diesel
04-05-2004, 10:23 AM
Always go with a pro. :lol: :lol:

Heywood
04-06-2004, 10:22 PM
I'd like to see an all of the above, or any one I don't have to inflate option.

Opus
04-07-2004, 12:36 AM
heather graham did give us a full frontal shot on boogie nights....after that 5 seconds the movie was a complete failure....

I gotta go with Jenna from that list....... but I am all kind of sick for Jaimee Pressley.....grrrowwwwww..... throw in Jamie Sale, and we could make sandwich time fun :p

mobes27
04-07-2004, 08:20 AM
tyra banks foooool!

Heywood
04-07-2004, 02:25 PM
Bring Tyra Banks to me, and it would be like a Mayonnaise truck hitting a cement wall.

Okay that may be too much information.... but it certainly is funny.

stamphater
04-22-2004, 03:43 PM
Bring Tyra Banks to me, and it would be like a Mayonnaise truck hitting a cement wall.

Okay that may be too much information.... but it certainly is funny.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Definitly too much info.

GeeBrr
05-11-2004, 11:28 PM
I think they are all hot.

But I think Jenna Jameson is just beyond words hot, she is ridiculously gifted in all areas...except perhaps brains, but I don't know her that well. I wouldn't be listening to what she had to say anyway!

Diesel
05-11-2004, 11:31 PM
Who needs chrome on a trailer hitch anyways?

GeeBrr
05-12-2004, 12:09 AM
Haha...indeed!

Opus
05-12-2004, 12:44 AM
now I have to post this for you guys to try.....

http://www.zipperfish.com/free/quiz/likejailbait.html

Angelus
05-12-2004, 01:38 PM
Damn...that's awesome...

Opus
05-12-2004, 02:06 PM
funny too huh?

Muley69
05-16-2004, 11:47 PM
This is a good segue....


Think these chicks are hot? (long movie; not suitable for work viewing...unless you own the place and have a private office to yourself)


http://content.collegehumor.com/media/movies/oil_sex_wrestling.mpeg

Angelus
05-17-2004, 12:21 AM
I'm all for making that an olympic sport...

Opus
05-17-2004, 12:57 AM
:eek: If you can't beat em....hump em?......... :p .....girls gotta play :blackey:

Joepritch2
05-17-2004, 01:27 AM
I'm all for making that an olympic sport...

I second that motion.....

EsksDiehard1
02-25-2005, 01:22 PM
i look 4 athlethic attractive grls im not shalow its just bigger grls are obsessed with me

Esks4ever
02-25-2005, 01:25 PM
i look 4 athlethic attractive grls im not shalow its just bigger grls are obsessed with me

You're going to kill FF :D

(I like these guys)
http://galleries.photographers.co.uk/data/521/142iananddrew-med.jpg

eskimoses
02-25-2005, 02:00 PM
Britney Spears - HOT HOT HOT but doesn't seem to have a clue. That is part of the problem of performing all the time

Nelly Furtado - Very sexy but not necessarily the hottest of the women. There is a huge difference in being hot and being sexy. The latter is much more important

Tyra Banks - By all accounts that I have heard, she is a bitch. No matter how good looking she may be, some man somewhere is tired of putting up with her sh!t

Nicole Kidman - The whole Tom Cruise thing freaked me out. As far as Australians go, I'd have to rate Nicole a 8/10

Elizabeth Hurley - Read the comment on hotness and sexuality. This woman exudes both. BUT, she isn't the biggest sex symbol because she doesn't have a calendar (that I know of) and seems to stay out of the public limelight

Heather Graham - She is a geeky hot. A lot of people would disagree with this assessment, but other than Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged me -- she hasn't come across as being all that sexy





Jenna Jameson - I DEFINATELY feel she is the hotess of the group.

She is a VERY successful BUSINESS WOMAN - Rich, Powerful, (and presumably smart) women have an inherent advantage over their stupid bimbo counterparts.

She has the looks -- she was a natural beauty (I watched the E True Hollywood story on her) and the plastic surgery only made better a great body

She is SOOOOO SEXY. Just watch ANY SINGLE porn movie she has ever done. That girl exudes sexiness from every pore. SHould could give a quadrapeligic a hard on, she is that sexy

She is also smart and confident. Perhaps the most important aspect of them all. Hell, she went on that Fox "News Program" to DEFEND the porn industy and Bill O'Reilly had NOTHING on her.....



All around, have to go with my gal Jenna.


HHMMM......

Gotta go with Elizabeth Hurly for the "class, sensuality, and smile bit", BUT there ain't nothin' comes close to Lucy Lu in that strip tease segment in the second Charlies Angels flick... LORDY, SELL MY CLOTHES 'CAUSE I'M GOIN' TO HEAVEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tongue: :eek: :tongue: :eek: :tongue: :eek: :cool:

Diesel
02-25-2005, 10:36 PM
Like my buddy told me once, " No matter how good looking she is, someone's tired of her sh!t"

:bluegrin:

Muley69
02-25-2005, 11:19 PM
wow.... holy ****...how drunk was I when I typed that?


In fact...how drunk am I right now?

Nanookster
02-28-2005, 03:56 PM
Here is a picture of a girl that could play with my sidewinder anyday!!

Nanookster
02-28-2005, 03:59 PM
This one could climb on my jet anyday.............

Nanookster
02-28-2005, 04:02 PM
This one could fix my jet anyday............

Nanookster
02-28-2005, 04:03 PM
This UPS girl could deliver to me anyday................

Diesel
02-28-2005, 04:04 PM
I think there's a letter in her mailbox already!

Nanookster
02-28-2005, 04:05 PM
I saved one for Fishman............:)

Opus
02-28-2005, 05:27 PM
THANKS BUT NO THANKS.....I think i'll see what Brown can do for me today thank you...

56Parkies
02-28-2005, 06:06 PM
Good LORD, your Rep has dropped! What'd you do to Angelus now?!?

56Parkies
02-28-2005, 06:06 PM
weird.. now it's back to normal.. for some reason, it was -3456 for a moment.. :eek:

Opus
02-28-2005, 06:10 PM
Good LORD, your Rep has dropped! What'd you do to Angelus now?!?he catches on quick this one.....:rofl:

56Parkies
02-28-2005, 06:22 PM
gosh, thanks.. Yoda. :p

Nanookster
03-01-2005, 12:45 PM
Intelligence in women is overated................

Esks4ever
03-01-2005, 01:15 PM
Intelligence in women is overated................


Me like brains..... :D

esks4life
03-01-2005, 01:17 PM
In response to the actual thread itself: Not the girls Nanookster chose for his batmobile car. :lol:

Inquiring Mind
03-02-2005, 04:48 PM
This girl :flip:

Brains would be nice but.... damn!

Nanookster
03-03-2005, 09:37 AM
This girl :flip:

Brains would be nice but.... damn!

A friend of yours?

Esks4ever
03-03-2005, 09:52 AM
A friend of yours?


by the looks of the pic.. its the girl he keeps in his closet :)

Inquiring Mind
03-03-2005, 09:54 AM
A friend of yours?

No, apparently just some internet 'model'

A friend of mine sent me a bunch of pictures

56Parkies
03-03-2005, 11:00 AM
She was "featured" on Stern.. voted as best a$$ on the Internet or something..

Nanookster
03-03-2005, 11:06 AM
No, apparently just some internet 'model'

A friend of mine sent me a bunch of pictures

You could have BSd us :) ;)

Nanookster
03-03-2005, 11:06 AM
She was "featured" on Stern.. voted as best a$$ on the Internet or something..

I guess he couldn't have BS'd us.

56Parkies
03-03-2005, 11:18 AM
sure he could've.. he coulda said he sent in her photos to Stern, or something like that.. ;)

Opus
03-03-2005, 11:41 AM
that really is an impressive pooper......I wonder though....are these pants too tight?

Inquiring Mind
03-03-2005, 11:43 AM
sure he could've.. he coulda said he sent in her photos to Stern, or something like that.. ;)

If I had something like that around..... well I wouldn't wasting time posting pictures.... hell I probably wouldn't waste time eating if it weren't necessary for survival :rofl:

Opus
03-03-2005, 11:49 AM
If I had something like that around..... well I wouldn't wasting time posting pictures.... hell I probably wouldn't waste time eating if it weren't necessary for survival :rofl:hmmmm.....double entendre there? :lol:

Inquiring Mind
03-03-2005, 12:17 PM
hmmmm.....double entendre there? :lol:

Touche.... :lol:

esks4life
03-03-2005, 01:41 PM
Damn those buns looked nice. Wish I could make a hotdog right now.

eskimoses
03-04-2005, 12:02 AM
This UPS girl could deliver to me anyday................


I LOVE BROWN !!!! :tongue: :thup: :tongue: :thup: :tongue: :thup:

Dirty Bagpipe
03-18-2005, 09:56 PM
My ideal woman is a slightly older, refined yet kinky, obscenely wealthy woman with an accent...

Esks4ever
03-18-2005, 09:59 PM
thats just wrong on soo many levels :lol:

esks4life
03-18-2005, 10:20 PM
My ideal woman is a slightly older, refined yet kinky, obscenely wealthy woman with an accent...
:gross:

Opus
03-19-2005, 12:09 PM
:rofl:

Dirty Bagpipe
03-29-2005, 09:45 PM
I am a little tired of women who play hard to get, hence my new dream girl...

TurfToe
03-29-2005, 10:25 PM
I dunno... I think I'll stick with reality!
;)

lloyd
03-29-2005, 10:33 PM
I dunno... I think I'll stick with reality!
;)

Man, that chick has a burly looking face :eek:

TurfToe
03-29-2005, 10:49 PM
Man, that chick has a burly looking face :eek:
she has a face? :heh:

esks4life
03-30-2005, 09:52 AM
I dunno... I think I'll stick with reality!
;)
She is hideous. I dont do 80's glamour chicks. :D

Esks4ever
03-30-2005, 09:54 AM
She is hideous. I dont do 80's glamour chicks. :D



now just to clarify.. do you mean girls from the 1980s glamour era... or 80 year old glamour girls ? :lol:

esks4life
03-30-2005, 09:56 AM
now just to clarify.. do you mean girls from the 1980s glamour era... or 80 year old glamour girls ? :lol:
:gross: :wham: neither!! :lol:

The_Shizzle
03-30-2005, 10:02 AM
I got caught with a 'Glamour' once...

esks4life
03-30-2005, 10:38 AM
I got caught with a 'Glamour' once...
well, tell us more.... :lol:

Diesel
03-30-2005, 02:33 PM
She is hideous. I dont do 80's glamour chicks. :D


I'd try and at least to do 80, and I'd give it 100% effort too! :D

Sniper_Fire
03-31-2005, 10:21 AM
The kind of girl that "shames" you like this after you go out & get bombed...
:rofl: :rofl:

Esks4ever
03-31-2005, 10:25 AM
at our house parties we did stuff like that.. its a hoot.. everyone tries so hard not pass out, cuz the first one who does get the worse... we've had the passed out dude have breasts in his face like the first pic.. had a dude put his umm..little dude on the chin of a passed out dude... the worse everone else was drunk the worse the shaming :)

Diesel
03-31-2005, 10:34 AM
Funniest I've seen is a guy passed out at a party had his arse crack filled with vasoline. When he came to, the look on his face was priceless as I think he first thought he shat himself! :rofl: :rofl:

Esks4ever
03-31-2005, 10:40 AM
we wanted to do that.. but had no vasoline.. so we fit a condom over a boomhandle and shoved it into his ass - just far enough that the condom would stay in his ass. We removed the broom and waited for him to wake up :)

Diesel
03-31-2005, 10:43 AM
You guys play mean! :eek:

Sniper_Fire
03-31-2005, 10:44 AM
Back when I was playing puck, we used to keep the inside door of our upstairs community closet as a billboard called "TeaBags". :lol:
Basically, it involved either having or going to a party, and then one of the guys in the house getting somebody bombed & having them pass out. After that occured, one of the guys would rest his ballsac on the victim's forehead, while somebody else took a picture of the teabagging. :rofl: The picture then made its way to the billboard, which was filled easily each year and should've been burnt in effigy.
(Just as an aside, the "winner" of the most teabags is a current :rolleyes: NHL player!)

Diesel
03-31-2005, 10:51 AM
So you're basically saying you took part in gay porn? :eek: :wham:

56Parkies
03-31-2005, 10:55 AM
we wanted to do that.. but had no vasoline.. so we fit a condom over a boomhandle and shoved it into his ass - just far enough that the condom would stay in his ass. We removed the broom and waited for him to wake up :)

:eek: remind me NEVER to drink around you and your buddies..

Sniper_Fire
03-31-2005, 11:08 AM
So you're basically saying you took part in gay porn? :eek: :wham:

How do you know what gay porn looks like? :lol:
While we may have been semi-cruel, no animals (or broom handles) were ever harmed in the making of our "artistic photography". :rofl:

Esks4ever
03-31-2005, 11:10 AM
How do you know what gay porn looks like? :lol:
While we may have been semi-cruel, no animals (or broom handles) were ever harmed in the making of our "artistic photography". :rofl:


scared maybe but not harmed :P

Diesel
03-31-2005, 11:21 AM
:rofl:

"artistic photography".



So that's what they're callin it, huh?

Nanookster
03-31-2005, 11:47 AM
we wanted to do that.. but had no vasoline.. so we fit a condom over a boomhandle and shoved it into his ass - just far enough that the condom would stay in his ass. We removed the broom and waited for him to wake up :)

That's mean.

I use to work with a guy that liked to scull cap people. He could actually stretch his bag out and sneak up behind people sitting down and pull his bag over their eyes. You didn't want to be skull capped!

He also liked to bet other nations aircrew members how many cases of beer he could stack on his stretched out bag. He'd win us allot of beer. He normally stacked 6 cases. But I think the record was 10.

Esks4ever
03-31-2005, 11:51 AM
That's mean.

I use to work with a guy that liked to scull cap people. He could actually stretch his bag out and sneak up behind people sitting down and pull his bag over their eyes. You didn't want to be skull capped!

He also liked to bet other nations aircrew members how many cases of beer he could stack on his stretched out bag. He'd win us allot of beer. He normally stacked 6 cases. But I think the record was 10.


glad to see the funding for our military is hard at work :rofl:


I keeed... i keeeed :)

Diesel
03-31-2005, 11:57 AM
That's mean.

I use to work with a guy that liked to scull cap people. He could actually stretch his bag out and sneak up behind people sitting down and pull his bag over their eyes. You didn't want to be skull capped!

He also liked to bet other nations aircrew members how many cases of beer he could stack on his stretched out bag. He'd win us allot of beer. He normally stacked 6 cases. But I think the record was 10.


Sounds like he was never in danger if he had to eject and his parachute failed. :eek:

56Parkies
04-01-2005, 10:58 AM
my kind of stalker (http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=56Parkies)

esks4life
04-01-2005, 12:48 PM
my kind of stalker (http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=56Parkies)
How much did you have to pay your sister to do that? :lol: Kidding.

56Parkies
04-01-2005, 01:42 PM
How much did you have to pay your sister to do that? :lol: Kidding.

Is this better?
E4L's sister (http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=esks4life)

Esks4ever
04-01-2005, 01:43 PM
:rofl:

gizmo fan 2
04-01-2005, 02:29 PM
:lol: :lol: :thup:

Opus
04-01-2005, 02:31 PM
I love that chick (whoever's sister it is) she's said some really wicked stuff to me :D

esks4life
04-01-2005, 03:43 PM
Is this better?
E4L's sister (http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=esks4life)
Indeed. And because Im an only child its better. :lol:

gizmo fan 2
04-01-2005, 04:03 PM
Indeed. And because Im an only child its better. :lol:


:lol: :lol: :thup:

Dirty Bagpipe
04-03-2005, 09:10 PM
Funniest I've seen is a guy passed out at a party had his arse crack filled with vasoline. When he came to, the look on his face was priceless as I think he first thought he shat himself! :rofl: :rofl:

Hey I remember that!

Opus
04-04-2005, 09:06 AM
:gross: :lol:

Diesel
04-11-2005, 05:45 PM
To get things back on track.

Diesel
04-11-2005, 05:46 PM
And no she's not Anna.

EskiPhenom
04-11-2005, 07:55 PM
Would it matter is she was?

Opus
04-11-2005, 08:01 PM
okay, fine.......from my vault o' goodness :D (and this ain't even getting past the c's)

Opus
04-11-2005, 08:11 PM
some from my personal obsession......:D....I had to be careful to only select a few that are bare from the waist up......I have plenty more that were not suitable for this site.

That said: I present Jaimee Pressley :love: :banana: :mario:


WARNING: Some of these photo's contain images of naked female breasts, do not open if this may be found offensive.

esklover
04-11-2005, 08:17 PM
You sure have a lot of pics of scantily clad woman on your computer Fish....(Just an observation....) :D

Opus
04-11-2005, 08:21 PM
well, what the hell else is a computer good for? :lol:

esklover
04-11-2005, 08:23 PM
well, what the hell else is a computer good for? :lol:

Good point... :o

Angelus
04-11-2005, 08:24 PM
some from my personal obsession......:D....I had to be careful to only select a few that are bare from the waist up......I have plenty more that were not suitable for this site.

That said: I present Jaimee Pressley :love: :banana: :mario:


WARNING: Some of these photo's contain images of naked female breasts, do not open if this may be found offensive.
Rep for this. :thup:

Diesel
04-11-2005, 08:45 PM
I'll add some red of my own :D

Dirty Bagpipe
04-11-2005, 08:55 PM
You sure have a lot of pics of scantily clad woman on your computer Fish....(Just an observation....) :D
I think he's been beatin' it like it owes him money.
That's gotta be one sticky keyboard!

EskiPhenom
04-11-2005, 08:56 PM
I'll add some red of my own :D

Yow! :eek: :D :love: :love: :color: I like....

esks4life
04-11-2005, 09:38 PM
Damn, with the ol' lady sitting behind me I cant open those pics. So tempting, but must resist until tomorrow. :lol:

Diesel
04-11-2005, 09:43 PM
Have her open them for you.....maybe she like. :D

esks4life
04-11-2005, 09:45 PM
Have her open them for you.....maybe she like. :D
I wish. We watched The Bachelor tonight and I was accused of some heavy looking. :lol: Edmonton girl got kicked off tonight. :(

Angelus
04-11-2005, 09:52 PM
I wish. We watched The Bachelor tonight and I was accused of some heavy looking. :lol: Edmonton girl got kicked off tonight. :(
ARGH! I haven't watched it yet!

THIS IS WHAT SPOILER TAGS ARE FOR!

:(

esks4life
04-11-2005, 09:55 PM
ARGH! I haven't watched it yet!

THIS IS WHAT SPOILER TAGS ARE FOR!

:(
D'oh. Im sorry. :o :( I forgot some people have satellite and stuff or may have recorded it. For next time, how do you do a spoiler tag?

lloyd
04-11-2005, 09:55 PM
I'll add some red of my own :D
That 70's Show does her no justice!

lloyd
04-11-2005, 09:56 PM
some from my personal obsession......:D....I had to be careful to only select a few that are bare from the waist up......I have plenty more that were not suitable for this site.

That said: I present Jaimee Pressley :love: :banana: :mario:


WARNING: Some of these photo's contain images of naked female breasts, do not open if this may be found offensive.
Just wait til GeeBrr sets his eyes on those!

Angelus
04-11-2005, 10:18 PM
D'oh. Im sorry. :o :( I forgot some people have satellite and stuff or may have recorded it. For next time, how do you do a spoiler tag?
It's like any other tag. Just put the word spoiler between two brackets []. To close the tag, just put a / in front of the word spoiler in between two brackets [].

That's not easy to explain. :D

calf
04-11-2005, 10:50 PM
Like this


this is what spoiler tags are for

You ruined the bachelor for Angelus, you *******!

Opus
04-11-2005, 10:53 PM
it wasn't Kim

Muley69
04-12-2005, 08:54 AM
The wrong Edmonton girl got kicked off. Jenny was hot, Hot, HOT

Esks4ever
04-12-2005, 08:59 AM
it wasn't Kim


Good :D

Sniper_Fire
04-12-2005, 11:05 AM
either something like this......

Sniper_Fire
04-12-2005, 11:06 AM
or maybe something like this. :thup: (feel free to rep me mericlessly) :rofl:

Angelus
04-12-2005, 09:51 PM
Beat these.

WARNING: Some of these photo's contain images of naked female breasts, do not open if this may be found offensive.

esks4life
04-12-2005, 10:10 PM
Yes! I love Next Door Nikki. Rep for that!

Opus
04-13-2005, 09:26 AM
Beat these.

WARNING: Some of these photo's contain images of naked female breasts, do not open if this may be found offensive. :thup: :thup: oooooh a challenge :D

this is the best I can do from this computer right now.....:D


WARNING: Some of these photo's contain images of naked female breasts, do not open if this may be found offensive.

Esks4ever
04-13-2005, 09:29 AM
this is the best I can do from this computer right now.....



Just how many computers do you have filled with these Pics ? :P

Esks4ever
04-13-2005, 09:30 AM
At least we can all agree these gals wont be drowning any time soon :D

Opus
04-13-2005, 09:46 AM
Just how many computers do you have filled with these Pics ? :Pas many as possible :D

gizmo fan 2
04-13-2005, 09:48 AM
:thup: :thup: oooooh a challenge :D


:lol: Oh boy, here we go. :thup:

Opus
04-13-2005, 09:48 AM
At least we can all agree these gals wont be drowning any time soon :Dindeed, in fact here's a pic of one of the tsunami survivors....

Esks4ever
04-13-2005, 10:22 AM
indeed, in fact here's a pic of one of the tsunami survivors....

jeeze those things prolly weigh as much as she does :)

Diesel
04-13-2005, 10:32 AM
Boy you can sure tell Fish is married! :rofl:

KnuckleChucker
04-13-2005, 10:53 AM
jeeze those things prolly weigh as much as she does :)

I would say more and by the time she hits 30 she will look like Quesimodo!!!

esks4life
04-13-2005, 11:06 AM
indeed, in fact here's a pic of one of the tsunami survivors....
God, way to big. Thats borderline disgusting for me. Im sure they would be great fun to play with though. Tune up your boxing match anyways.

Opus
04-13-2005, 11:08 AM
Boy you can sure tell Fish is married! :rofl::lol: I'll always have a true appreciation for the female form, married or not....:)

Angelus
04-13-2005, 12:38 PM
:thup: :thup: oooooh a challenge :D

this is the best I can do from this computer right now.....:D
It's on!

WARNING: Some of these photo's contain images of naked female breasts, do not open if this may be found offensive.

lloyd
04-13-2005, 12:47 PM
For teenie bikini's visit www.wickedweasel.com :thup:

esks4life
04-13-2005, 01:15 PM
It's on!

WARNING: Some of these photo's contain images of naked female breasts, do not open if this may be found offensive.
Pure Dee, another great! :thup: That one deserves rep to once I get around to you.

esklover
04-13-2005, 01:32 PM
For teenie bikini's visit www.wickedweasel.com :thup:

I love these bikinis....but they don't last very long - the fabric is VERY thin and difficult to wash. FYI... :)

Opus
04-13-2005, 01:32 PM
that's some good quality hoss :thup:....

Opus
04-13-2005, 01:36 PM
let's see what I can do to counter.....

Opus
04-13-2005, 01:38 PM

56Parkies
04-13-2005, 01:47 PM
Now, while I normally hate to see two posters battle it out on these boards, I think you two should keep going 'til there is a clear winner declared.. :D

Esks4ever
04-13-2005, 01:48 PM
We are going to turn into an adult site soon :lol:

Opus
04-13-2005, 02:10 PM
We are going to turn into an adult site soon :lol:c'mon now.....this is the after hours forum, and the pics are tasteful.....any complaints so far? :D

Esks4ever
04-13-2005, 02:14 PM
c'mon now.....this is the after hours forum, and the pics are tasteful.....any complaints so far? :D



None that i'll disclose in public, for fear of having to hand in my Man card :lol:

56Parkies
04-13-2005, 02:16 PM
c'mon now.....this is the after hours forum, and the pics are tasteful.....any complaints so far? :D

Yeah.. I didn't see any attachments in that message! :p

gizmo fan 2
04-13-2005, 02:19 PM
Yeah.. I didn't see any attachments in that message! :p

:lol: :lol: :thup:

It's a dead heat so far, IMO :thup: ...

esks4life
04-13-2005, 02:20 PM
So far Im giving the edge to Angelus. While Fish's women are good they could be better. :D
More next door nikki... :soap:

Esks4ever
04-13-2005, 02:21 PM
will we have a late contestant ? who will step up ? :P

Angelus
04-13-2005, 02:57 PM
The first two of these I've posted before, but they're two of my favorites. Good luck beating these Fish! :lol:

esks4life
04-13-2005, 03:01 PM
The first two of these I've posted before, but they're two of my favorites. Good luck beating these James! :lol:
Mama mia, thats some spicy meatballs. :thup: Im sure Fish will try his best to beat those. :D

Diesel
04-13-2005, 03:12 PM
.....

Diesel
04-13-2005, 03:13 PM
...

Esks4ever
04-13-2005, 03:15 PM
Angelus takes the lead.. Diesel enters the fray :thup:

Diesel
04-13-2005, 03:19 PM
had to

Opus
04-13-2005, 03:22 PM
hmmmm, Ang is raiding Playboy.....Big D almost showed some below the waist....I'm stuck with my work files......lets see....

Opus
04-13-2005, 03:24 PM

Diesel
04-13-2005, 03:24 PM
enjoy

esks4life
04-13-2005, 03:27 PM
enjoy
:gross: good thing that last pic makes up for it otherwise thats an F in my grades. :lol:

Opus
04-13-2005, 03:29 PM
34 is bodypaint :D

Esks4ever
04-13-2005, 03:31 PM
19_rosanna.jpg (53.1 KB, 0 views)

Crap i was worried this was rosanne Bar.. then i noticed the size of the file and I knew it couldn't be her :D

Opus
04-13-2005, 03:32 PM
Crap i was worried this was rosanne Bar.. then i noticed the size of the file and I knew it couldn't be her :Dyour Hippo would have been happy....:lol:

esks4life
04-13-2005, 03:32 PM
Crap i was worried this was rosanne Bar.. then i noticed the size of the file and I knew it couldn't be her :D
Sometimes bigger is better. I like a girl with a little meat on her bones. No Roseanne or Rosie O Donnels allowed though. :lol:

Esks4ever
04-13-2005, 03:33 PM
your Hippo would have been happy....:lol:


No No he wouldnt :D

Opus
04-13-2005, 03:36 PM
then I'll continue to go this route.....:D

(I wonder what the attachment limit is.....I'm only through the A's :lol: )

Esks4ever
04-13-2005, 03:39 PM
DO you even work fishy ? :lol:

Opus
04-13-2005, 03:42 PM
oh hell ya......damn hard too.....

esklover
04-13-2005, 03:54 PM
oh hell ya......damn hard too.....

Interesting choice of words.... :eek: :rolleyes:

Esks4ever
04-13-2005, 03:55 PM
Interesting choice of words.... :eek: :rolleyes:
:rofl:

Opus
04-13-2005, 04:24 PM
Interesting choice of words.... :eek: :rolleyes::lol: funny that this would come up today of all days.....very ironic....:D

Angelus
04-13-2005, 04:30 PM
Man, I'm running out of material...let's see...

Diesel
04-13-2005, 04:33 PM
..

Opus
04-13-2005, 04:44 PM
god bless you for the Tiffany Amber pic Ang :thup: :thup: :thup:

Muley69
04-13-2005, 04:56 PM
Do you guys mind? Stop posting pics of all of my ex's!!!

Angelus
04-13-2005, 04:57 PM
Anyone getting bored yet?

TurfToe
04-13-2005, 05:02 PM
Though I'm not big into Astrology, I find it comforting when a girl demonstrates that she knows my sign.

TurfToe
04-13-2005, 05:03 PM
And a girl who likes seafood is a plus!

Esks4ever
04-13-2005, 05:04 PM
And a girl who likes seafood is a plus!


there was lobsters in that pic? :D

TurfToe
04-13-2005, 05:07 PM
A girl who can help me with my car would be nice too!

MEEZY
04-13-2005, 05:07 PM
We are going to turn into an adult site soon :lol:

What do you mean "soon"? Isn't it that way already? ;)

You guys sure have a lot of time on your hands...although I'm sure that time isn't the only thing on your hands... :D :lol:

Diesel
04-13-2005, 05:23 PM
Think I need a smoke

TurfToe
04-13-2005, 05:23 PM
:lol: Curious how there was a sudden stop in image posting! FF has the power! ;)

D'oh! Diesel just shot that to hell in a handbasket!

Diesel
04-13-2005, 05:26 PM
:thup: That's what I do

EskiPhenom
04-13-2005, 05:50 PM
I do believe that somebody requested NDN...

***Warning, some topless images***

http://www.phil-flash-cash.com/gal_nikki/bathroom_sink/view.php?image=ndn_0619&ccbillid=589865
http://www.nextdoornikki.com/hosted/gal/fishnet/view.php?image=ndn_7411&ccbillid=589865
http://www.nextdoornikki.com/hosted/gal/whitesocks/view.php?image=ndn_4681&ccbillid=589865
http://www.nextdoornikki.com/hosted/gal/tiedup/view.php?image=ndn_7628&ccbillid=589865
http://www.nextdoornikki.com/hosted/gal/tightblue/view.php?image=ndn_2562&ccbillid=589865
http://www.nextdoornikki.com/hosted/gal/thecage/view.php?image=ndn_4568&ccbillid=589865


Am I winning yet? :D

EskiPhenom
04-13-2005, 05:54 PM
And some more...

Pink (http://boobs.bodsforthemods.com/eric/ndn_9277.jpg)
Move your hands!! (http://boobs.bodsforthemods.com/eric/ndn_8510.jpg)
Cages (http://boobs.bodsforthemods.com/eric/ndn_7336.jpg)

Esks4ever
04-13-2005, 05:57 PM
Am I winning yet?



We have a late entry!

and

no :D

EskiPhenom
04-13-2005, 06:08 PM
Quickly, before I change girls

http://www.nextdoornikki.com/hosted/gal/pinkundies/view.php?image=ndn_4743&ccbillid=589865
http://www.nextdoornikki.com/hosted/gal/schooltease/view.php?image=ndn_6887&ccbillid=589865
http://www.nextdoornikki.com/hosted/gal/whitesweater/view.php?image=ndn_3401&ccbillid=589865
http://www.nextdoornikki.com/hosted/gal/whitesweater/view.php?image=ndn_3419&ccbillid=589865
http://www.nextdoornikki.com/hosted/gal/pinkcage/view.php?image=ndn_7018&ccbillid=589865
http://www.nextdoornikki.com/hosted/gal/whitesheer/view.php?image=ndn_4069&ccbillid=589865
http://www.nextdoornikki.com/hosted/gal/thechair/view.php?image=ndn_3791&ccbillid=589865
http://www.nextdoornikki.com/hosted/gal/bluejeans/view.php?image=ndn_3510&ccbillid=589865

If she was the girl next door, I'd NEVER come home!!! You can keep Jaime Pressly.

Esks4ever
04-13-2005, 06:12 PM
she actually looks like one my neighbors.. but her name was Nicole ;P

56Parkies
04-13-2005, 06:17 PM
You can keep Jaime Pressly.

I'm sure Fishman wouldn't mind keeping her at all! :p

esks4life
04-13-2005, 07:08 PM
Am I winning yet? :D
In my books, yes! :thup: :D

esks4life
04-13-2005, 07:09 PM
she actually looks like one my neighbors.. but her name was Nicole ;P
She is from Canada. But who knows. It has said on her website that shes from western Canada to.

gizmo fan 2
04-13-2005, 07:12 PM
Am I winning yet? :D

:lol: You're not far back :thup:...

EskiPhenom
04-13-2005, 08:24 PM
Now that I've established myself, lets branch out shall we?

Some singers:

She's iffy, but damn she can take a good picture: Britney (http://www.movie-galleries.net/nude/262mi/BritneySpears16Gman_edit127.htm)

From the lesser-known variety: Shakira (http://www.movie-galleries.net/nude/262mi/Shakira-FrankOckenfels-Blender-06.htm)

She SO doesn't mean it! Xtina (http://www.free-nude-galleries-a-z.com/celebs/Christina-Aguilera10/M8_0063-christina_aguilera-14.htm)

To 'round' things out: Jessica (http://www.99gals.com/ce/JessicaSimpson2ik/imf04-03_jessica_simpson.htm)

*Cough*REP*Cough*

EskiPhenom
04-13-2005, 08:37 PM
ooOOOOOooo! I'm just getting started!

Party girl: Tara (http://www.99gals.com/ce/381jm/TaraReid_Maxim03-05_fantomas2k5.htm)

For the elders on the board: Liz (http://www.99gals.com/ce/181dm/ElizabethHurley-Glamour2000-05-4.htm)

The starlett: Rachel (http://www.nude-celebs-4-free.net/pics/RachelWeisz47h/f2k_886_Rachel_Weisz01-gq1002.htm)

Any requests?

Esks4ever
04-13-2005, 08:52 PM
I'll hit ya up :thup:

GreenNGold
04-13-2005, 08:56 PM
None, cause I am a female ... :flame:

gizmo fan 2
04-13-2005, 09:00 PM
None, cause I am a female ... :flame:

:lol:

Welcome to the site. :thup:

GreenNGold
04-13-2005, 09:10 PM
:lol:

Welcome to the site. :thup:



Thanks ... :thup:

lloyd
04-13-2005, 09:52 PM
YES! Eskiphenom, thank you for giving Shakira some love in this thread, about time!

esks4life
04-13-2005, 10:43 PM
YES! Eskiphenom, thank you for giving Shakira some love in this thread, about time!
Got a thing for spanish chicks, eh? :lol:

esks4life
04-13-2005, 10:44 PM
None, cause I am a female ... :flame:
And as a female hopefully you arent offended. Im sure you could ask for some guy pics. Not to sure who would have any, but you could try.

lloyd
04-13-2005, 10:50 PM
Got a thing for spanish chicks, eh? :lol:
I break it down one further, Columbian!

EskiPhenom
04-14-2005, 12:38 AM
Here are for goodies to lead into into the week's stretch run:

Home-bred: Elisha (http://www.easycelebritys.com/e/elisha_cuthbert_05/pics/elisha_cuthbert_08.jpg)

Exotic: Cruz (http://www.slutceleb.com/5/Penelope_cruz_sexy_latin_babe_shoes_it_all/images/PenelopeCruz43151543.jpg)

Athletic: Anna (http://www.sweetsexgirls.com/galleries/anna_kournikova_17/anna-kournikova_03.jpg)

and some new blood: Scarlett (http://www.celebrityframes.com/images/johansson173.jpg)

esks4life
04-14-2005, 12:13 PM
Anyone else have trouble opening up Elisha? For me it says forbidden, I dont have permission.

TurfToe
04-14-2005, 12:15 PM
Anyone else have trouble opening up Elisha? For me it says forbidden, I dont have permission.
sigh... there is soooo much that could be said in response to that! :rofl:

from 'opening up Elisha' to being 'forbidden' to not having 'permission'! :lol:

Sniper_Fire
04-14-2005, 12:26 PM
None, cause I am a female ... :flame:
What if its really really cold, and the fireplace is on, and you need to snuggle...and then a tickle party breaks out? It could happen.... :rofl:

Esks4ever
04-14-2005, 12:32 PM
Anyone else have trouble opening up Elisha? For me it says forbidden, I dont have permission.


:lolL: I think u could say that about all the gals

gizmo fan 2
04-14-2005, 12:41 PM
Anyone else have trouble opening up Elisha? For me it says forbidden, I dont have permission.

Yeah, I get the same thing for her.

Opus
04-14-2005, 01:24 PM
What if its really really cold, and the fireplace is on, and you need to snuggle...and then a tickle party breaks out? It could happen.... :rofl:indeed, perhaps a little too much to drink.....boyfriend problems.....it could definately happen ;)

56Parkies
04-14-2005, 01:25 PM
Damn.. I wish I lived in YOUR world, Fish & S_F! :lol:

esklover
04-14-2005, 01:29 PM
Damn.. I wish I lived in YOUR world, Fish & S_F! :lol:

Me too... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Esks4ever
04-14-2005, 01:32 PM
indeed, perhaps a little too much to drink.....boyfriend problems.....it could definately happen ;)


soft satin pillows just begging to be used in a pillow fight - but wait ! oh No! a tassle in the eye :eek: She's crying.. time to hug and console her :D


then she'll appriate the warm contact unlike her ******* of a boyfriend, she plays with her hair , commenting on how soft it is... they stay in embrace for what seems like hours..... biting of the lip.. wine kicking in.. the mixing if perfumes.. lips moistening.......



Hell ya it can happen :lol:

Sniper_Fire
04-14-2005, 01:33 PM
Me too... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I'll get the video camera...."Tickle Fight Girls, Part Deux" :rofl:

56Parkies
04-14-2005, 01:35 PM
soft satin pillows just begging to be used in a pillow fight - but wait ! oh No! a tassle in the eye :eek: She's crying.. time to hug and console her :D


then she'll appriate the warm contact unlike her ******* of a boyfriend, she plays with her hair , commenting on how soft it is... they stay in embrace for what seems like hours..... biting of the lip.. wine kicking in.. the mixing if perfumes.. lips moistening.......



Hell ya it can happen :lol:

Someone has a future in writing/directing softcore porn, it seems! :thup:

Diesel
04-14-2005, 01:35 PM
What if its really really cold, and the fireplace is on, and you need to snuggle...and then a tickle party breaks out? It could happen.... :rofl:


I think I saw a movie like that once.......great soundtrack too..... :D

Esks4ever
04-14-2005, 01:36 PM
Someone has a future in writing/directing softcore porn, it seems! :thup:


:lol: hope it turned out ok.. damn boss was right behind me while i was typing that so i had to speed type it send it and go back into the work program before he turned to look to see what i was doin :P

Diesel
04-14-2005, 01:36 PM
soft satin pillows just begging to be used in a pillow fight - but wait ! oh No! a tassle in the eye :eek: She's crying.. time to hug and console her :D


then she'll appriate the warm contact unlike her ******* of a boyfriend, she plays with her hair , commenting on how soft it is... they stay in embrace for what seems like hours..... biting of the lip.. wine kicking in.. the mixing if perfumes.. lips moistening.......



Hell ya it can happen :lol:


Geeez I think for you it just did! :eek:

Opus
04-14-2005, 01:51 PM
too much talk.....where'd I leave off?

56Parkies
04-14-2005, 01:55 PM
Atta boy Fish.. knew we could count on you to right the ship, so to speak.. :rofl:

Opus
04-14-2005, 01:59 PM
:D T/Y, I do my best :D

EskiPhenom
04-14-2005, 02:00 PM
Oh yeah? Whew, post 200, better make it good!

The young diva: Lindsey (http://www.99gals.com/ce/404ed/Lindsay_Lohan-digi_S709.htm)
Since there were some porblems with this last time, I think I've got the triple the Elisha (http://www.99gals.com/ce/ElishaCuthbert/ElishaCuthbert1Gman_edit150.htm) . Aw, hell! One for good measure: Let's snuggle (http://www.99gals.com/ce/ElishaCuthbert/ElishaCuthbert932145.htm)
Here's one the warm up to: Katie (http://www.acpj.com/celebs/KatieHolmes08/KatieHolmes0154jjge182.htm)

Want more? :cool:

Opus
04-14-2005, 02:02 PM
Want more?

of course......(just be careful not to link to a porn site though ok) :thup:

can you find a good Lacey Chabert pic?

Esks4ever
04-14-2005, 02:04 PM
of course......(just be careful not to link to a porn site though ok) :thup:

can you find a good Lacey Chabert pic?



I got some good ones - just at home not here :(

56Parkies
04-14-2005, 02:16 PM
For those of us who like ladies 30 and up...

Famke Janssen (http://www.fluency.paintedtarget.org/deities/imgs/pics_famke_01.jpg)

Charlize Theron (http://perso.wanadoo.es/sergio.casasola/char20.jpg)

Angelina Jolie (http://s9.skins.be/pics/Angelina-Jolie-uy23-1024.jpg)

Krista Allen (http://jhtoog.madoka.be/Foto/Krista_Allen.jpg)

Catherine Bell (http://shaolin025.free.fr/Bell/Catherine-Bell_07.jpg)

lloyd
04-14-2005, 02:25 PM
p.s. congrats on 1000!

56Parkies
04-14-2005, 02:30 PM
T'anks, Lloyd! :beer:

Opus
04-14-2005, 02:36 PM
anyone got a Nikki Cox?

56Parkies
04-14-2005, 02:42 PM
anyone got a Nikki Cox?

For you? No problem..

Nikki Cox 1 (http://guti.bitacoras.com/images/04/09/nikki_cox.jpg)
Nikki Cox 2 (http://www.tvstarphotos.com/nikki_cox_5.JPG)

Opus
04-14-2005, 02:53 PM
ahhhh, you're a good man....I could be her "Crybaby" :D

56Parkies
04-14-2005, 02:55 PM
Isn't/Wasn't she married to Bobcat Golthwaite?

Germany25
04-14-2005, 03:16 PM
I believe she was and is...

56Parkies
04-14-2005, 04:26 PM
Wow.. girls really DO like a guy with a sense of humour..

KnuckleChucker
04-14-2005, 04:52 PM
Or someone that will light late-night show hosts couchs on fire......

EskiPhenom
04-14-2005, 08:35 PM

esks4life
04-14-2005, 08:58 PM
Party of Five anyone?

Ewww, that sounds sick now that I re-read that considering were mostly male on here. :lol:

Opus
04-15-2005, 08:19 AM
sorry Phenom most of those links didn't work for me.....and a couple of others only opened the home page of a adult site....I think the only one that worked was "hair straight"

gizmo fan 2
04-15-2005, 09:40 AM
sorry Phenom most of those links didn't work for me.....and a couple of others only opened the home page of a adult site....I think the only one that worked was "hair straight"

Same for me. :confused:

Diesel
04-15-2005, 09:52 AM
No porn links please.

Chucker44
04-15-2005, 11:48 AM
This thread which started as a Cosmo "who do you like" quiz has quickly morphed into a Swank show-and-tell.

Esks4ever
04-15-2005, 11:55 AM
This thread which started as a Cosmo "who do you like" quiz has quickly morphed into a Swank show-and-tell.


We've done good then :lol:

gizmo fan 2
04-15-2005, 11:59 AM
We've done good then :lol:

:lol: :thup:

56Parkies
04-15-2005, 01:08 PM
This thread which started as a Cosmo "who do you like" quiz has quickly morphed into a Swank show-and-tell.

I'm kinda glad it hasn't, actually (http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/swank_hillary.jpg)

Opus
04-15-2005, 01:23 PM
I'm kinda glad it hasn't, actually (http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/swank_hillary.jpg)I'm with ya on that one Porky's......she don't do anything for me....:lol:

esks4life
04-15-2005, 01:31 PM
Boys DO cry when she comes there way. ugh.

Opus
04-15-2005, 01:54 PM
back on track.....

....BTW, if it says ssg in the pic name it's because these were Sunshine girl photo's

esks4life
04-15-2005, 02:18 PM
In the words of Jesse Katsopolis from Full House..."have mercy"

56Parkies
04-15-2005, 03:17 PM
Here: This oughta keep people busy fer a while..

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies (http://oseb79.free.fr/images/Stars/)