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Evil Dr. Len
03-16-2005, 07:06 AM
a female friend of mine sent this to me in an e-mail and it made me laugh...if anyone is offended by it, I'll apologize now but yell at her later :D

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around
in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be
right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied, still in pain,

in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together in his groin.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took
his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and
put her hands inside.

She began to massage him. She then asked, "How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like

03-16-2005, 07:21 AM
:rofl: :rofl: great joke Dr. EE a good way to start off today :thup:

03-16-2005, 08:17 AM
:rofl: that's a good one.....:thup:

03-17-2005, 03:38 PM
haha not bad, not bad at all.

gizmo fan 2
03-17-2005, 03:57 PM
:lol: :lol: :thup: