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gizmo fan 2
07-26-2005, 12:47 PM
Just so some of the newbies aren't left clueless when some of us bring these up :thup:...

shizzle (v.) - To welch on one's side of a bet. e.g. "He shizzled out of buying Angelus season tickets".
Origin: See thread "Time for The Shizzle to pay up!" in Esksfans announcements.

gizmo fan 2
07-26-2005, 12:49 PM
Dieselize (v.) - To neg rep someone. e.g. "He sure Dieselized that post."
Origin: As Diez has a most sizeable rep power, a hit from he or a few other people will bring rep down in a hurry.

Alt - (v.) - The unique art of woo'ing certain members of the opposite sex via the use of Vitamin T, with no hint of long term relationship to follow. :D

gizmo fan 2
07-26-2005, 12:49 PM
Numberz (n.) - a.k.a. Eskimos32001.

gizmo fan 2
07-26-2005, 12:50 PM
PWI (v.) - Posting While Intoxicated. A favorite activity of Esks4ever. :thup:

gizmo fan 2
07-26-2005, 12:53 PM
Airhorn curse (n.) - Act of distraction of opposing kickers by Diesel and others in Section Q at CW. Leads to a very low FG % for visiting teams. Also known in Sec Q as "The Whammy", "FG Voodoo", "Football Jobu", or "Serious Juju"

gizmo fan 2
07-26-2005, 12:57 PM
Common posting abbreviations:

IMO (IMHO) - In My Opinion (In My Humble Opinion)
IIRC - If I Remember Correctly
WTG - Way To Go

Common Eskimo abbreviations:
CC - Coach Cioch (Danny Maciocia)
RR, JM, JT, RJ, JJ, etc. - players' initials, used as short form of name when some of us are too lazy to type the words :D
Wad - Sean Fleming
Swerve - Ed Hervey

Other common abbreviations:
RF - riderfans.com
13thman - 13thman.com

If anybody thinks of any more, feel free to put them up. :thup:

Edmonton Fan
07-26-2005, 01:03 PM
Other common Eskimo abbreviations
Tiger - Tony Tompkins
Goldie - Ron McClendon

Other common abbreviations
GSG - Gostampsgo.com
Flanders - Tom Higgins
Hank - Henry Burris
Itty Bitty - Ezra Landry

Numberz
07-26-2005, 01:23 PM
:lol: :lol: :thup: -signature smileys of gizmo fan 2

Opus
07-26-2005, 03:39 PM
ROFL - Rolling on floor laghing
LMFAO - Laughing my *expletive* *expletive* off
ROTFLMMFAO - Rolling on the floor laughing my mother *expletive* *expletive* off. :D

Diesel
07-26-2005, 03:47 PM
TC- Training Camp

Mobes- Singor Mobley

Vitamin T Tequila of the highest calibre, usually not found in your run of the mill liquor stores. Examples: Cabo Wabo, Cuervo Tradicional, Casa Noble'

MoneyGuy
07-26-2005, 08:55 PM
KnuckleChuck, v.: To wildly toss any small object and miss your target by a mile.

Just kidding, KC, after that Bomber game you know I love you like a brother. :D Hmmmm, don't much like my brother. I'll try to think of another person for ya.

Nanookster
07-27-2005, 09:36 AM
*mod edit: quote removed for derogatory names*

Someone beat me to it. I was about to post this!

Sgt. Nuke
07-27-2005, 12:10 PM
Dumb - ******* fans.

Chucker44
07-27-2005, 12:33 PM
Grey Cup Champion (n) - 1. The top team in the CFL crowned in November

Delete This: No point having it if you take the funny line out.

Esks4ever
07-27-2005, 12:40 PM
Grey Cup Parade Route (n) - - What the Grey Cup host committee plans every June.

Chucker44
07-27-2005, 12:53 PM
Quick Six (n) - Calgary Stampeder touchdown horse that is no where to be seen on Labour Day.

gizmo fan 2
07-27-2005, 09:59 PM
C'mon guys, I meant this to be halfway serious - just using some of the expressions we commonly use that may not be familiar to the casual fan, including some funny ones. I wouldn't have put it in the Announcements forum if it wasn't intended to be that way.

Let's not turn it into a Rider- or Stamp- or any-other-bashing thread. There are plenty of other threads for that, if you have to do it.

Thanks.

Diesel
07-27-2005, 11:08 PM
Clean it up if you must

Opus
07-27-2005, 11:53 PM
damn, we let him in before we knew he had a conscience :lol: ;)

gizmo fan 2
07-28-2005, 12:10 AM
damn, we let him in before we knew he had a conscience :lol: ;)

:lol: Hey, you remember how repetitive it got when a certain then-newbie poster couldn't figure out the nickname of a certain wide receiver. :wham:

I just want to try and avoid that, as well as have a bit of fun. Just not at the expense of any other fanbase - we can do enough of that when we play them. :thup:

Opus
07-28-2005, 12:16 AM
then some of em are gonna be left wondering why the hell I keep referring to "Wheaties" all the time ;) :lol:

gizmo fan 2
07-28-2005, 12:18 AM
then some of em are gonna be left wondering why the hell I keep referring to "Wheaties" all the time ;) :lol:

:sigh: I can't win here, can I? :lol:

Then, depending on the context, they'll think you're hearing your cereal talk to you. :D

Opus
07-28-2005, 01:55 AM
just giving you a hard time pal, proceed...:lol:

gizmo fan 2
07-28-2005, 02:10 AM
just giving you a hard time pal, proceed...:lol:

:thup:

Chucker44
07-28-2005, 08:39 AM
Let's not turn it into a Rider- or Stamp- or any-other-bashing thread.
If an Esks player let up on the field they wouldn't be considered a true Eskimo.

If the Esks Dictionary doesn't take a shot the Riders or Stamps then it ain't an "official" reference.

Sgt. Nuke
07-28-2005, 10:53 AM
That's right....someone needs to start the UNABRIDGED dictionary. Wait.....I think I will....and we'll put it in afterhours cause I KNOW that all the kids on this site don't go in there.....right? :D

Mrs Bigs
07-28-2005, 11:09 AM
Thanks Gizmo fan 2, I appreciate what you have attempted to do. I am not quite up on all the computer lingo :thup:

Delorean
07-28-2005, 12:13 PM
loosing (v.) - the esksfans method of spelling "losing".

usage: I heard the Riders were loosing badly to the Esks.

MoneyGuy
07-28-2005, 12:22 PM
While we're at it:

Sean Flemming (n.) - the esksfans method of spelling Sean Fleming.

Chucker44
07-28-2005, 12:24 PM
Mass = Jason Maas

Gaas = A.J. Gass

Thompkins = Tony Tompkins

Shadow
07-28-2005, 12:24 PM
How do I insert codes so I can put a word in bolded letters like is being done in this thread? Is there a list of codes somewhere? I tried <b> for bold but it didn't work. Help!

MoneyGuy
07-28-2005, 12:32 PM
I just want to understand the etiquette here. If we're going to be correcting errors in spelling and grammar, I volunteer to be the spelling-and-grammar rules cop. I've done that for over 20 years professionally and am quite good at it. :D Note the correct spelling of etiquette. :D

Shadow
07-28-2005, 12:35 PM
I'll try this way. Is this [bold]? I'll soon see.

Didn't work. Help!

Edmonton Fan
07-28-2005, 12:38 PM
Highlight the word and click the 'B' tab for bold??

Shadow
07-28-2005, 12:52 PM
#%$* that was easy. Never even noticed that tab. What an idiot!

Edmonton Fan
07-28-2005, 01:05 PM
Either that or you can do this:

[ B ] (Text here) [ /B ]

But with no spaces...

gizmo fan 2
07-28-2005, 02:11 PM
That's right....someone needs to start the UNABRIDGED dictionary. Wait.....I think I will....and we'll put it in afterhours cause I KNOW that all the kids on this site don't go in there.....right? :D

Go for it. :thup:

Sgt. Nuke
07-28-2005, 02:28 PM
Here it is.....The UNABRIDGED CFL Dictionary (http://www.esksfans.com/showthread.php?t=5687)

TurfToe
07-28-2005, 03:07 PM
Evil Empire - Very unofficial nickname for the Edmonton Eskimos. Used with admiration by Esk fans and negatively by those who aren't.

gizmo fan 2
09-08-2005, 12:32 AM
In honor of Labour Day :thup:...

Wiltshired (v., p.t.) - To be violently hit. See popped, rocked, pasted, left on the corner of Strange St. and Weird Ave. (tm Diez :thup: ). e.g. "Reynolds just got Wiltshired on that play."

griswold
09-09-2005, 06:05 PM
Flanderous (adj.) - The act of calling an extremely dumb play at the wrong time. "Boy, not taking the single point when we had to a chance come within 7 was extremely Flanderous."

Synonyms :

Higgins-like
Foolish

Esks4ever
06-14-2006, 01:48 PM
Numburz Syndrome ( n.)- Adults portraying adolescents to disguise idiotic posting techniques.


Also known as: The Numburz Effect

Esks4ever
07-01-2006, 02:11 PM
here's a new one :D


Pronger (verb): prongered, prongering: A sudden unexplained departure, i.e. "I've got to pronger off now."

MoneyGuy
07-01-2006, 02:16 PM
Hervey, verb: To sign with two different teams, i.e., "Word is that free-agent Chara has herveyed with L.A. and Boston."

Opus
07-01-2006, 11:40 PM
Hervey, verb: To sign with two different teams, i.e., "Word is that free-agent Chara has herveyed with L.A. and Boston."
weak dude.......weak.....

eskvanfan
10-01-2006, 09:21 PM
I'm new to this forum but would like to know why Sean Fleming has the nickname "Wad"?

Angelus
10-01-2006, 09:26 PM
I'm new to this forum but would like to know why Sean Fleming has the nickname "Wad"?Fleming.....Flem (phlegm).....Flem-wad.....wad

Opus
10-02-2006, 12:01 AM
Fleming.....Flem (phlegm).....Flem-wad.....wad
there could also be another reason.......(snicker)......;) :lol:

Steve Vale
10-02-2006, 12:31 AM
there could also be another reason.......(snicker)......;) :lol:
What - that he deals with wads of cash in his off-season work with PwC in their auditing department? :rolleyes: :D

TurfToe
10-02-2006, 08:13 AM
Holding... a term used by Sask fans to indicate what their team never-ever does, but what all other teams do - especially the Esks - all the time and that the refs ignore because nobody really likes the Riders.

Payola... The secret flow of money to CFL referees by members of the Sask Riders and their fans to ensure that calls go against their team thereby ensuring that the Riders can maintain their 'oh we're so hard done by' comments without which nobody would even realize if they were there or not.

;)

Diesel
10-02-2006, 10:02 AM
:D

Esks4ever
10-06-2006, 01:15 PM
Tool : See , 2, 3 etc....

Section N
08-05-2012, 12:10 PM
I just stumbled upon this thread, and I must say, I haven't laughed like that on here for a bit.

Section N
08-07-2012, 10:51 AM
Mookied [Muh-keyed] (v) - to be pulled into a realm of ultimate confusion as caused by one Esksfans member, MookieFan.

Synonyms
Confused
Perplexed
Bewildered

glenvb
08-07-2012, 03:34 PM
pizmoed [piz-mowed] (v) - to be slapped down by a man older than the dirt in your back yard.

Synonyms
Norrised
Eastwooded
Hestoned

Looner
08-07-2012, 04:27 PM
pizmoed [piz-mowed] (v) - to be slapped down by a man older than the dirt in your back yard.

Synonyms
Norrised
Eastwooded
Hestoned

:lol: