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Sgt. Nuke
07-28-2005, 09:55 AM
Fool - stamps fan, who year after year cheers for a non-contender.

Grey Cup Parade - the festival that rider fans begin planning in July and stop planning in October.


C'mon boys....keep it goin.

*mod edit* - keep it somewhat decent please

gizmo fan 2
07-28-2005, 01:06 PM
:lol: Perhaps a more appropriate title would be "Esksfans' Dictionary: Rest of the CFL Edition." :D :thup:

That said...

Taylor Field (n.) - Where the Esks have a better playoff record than the home team in the last 18 years. :thup:

bceskiesfan
07-28-2005, 01:08 PM
:lol: Perhaps a more appropriate title would be "Esksfans' Dictionary: Rest of the CFL Edition." :D :thup:

That said...

Taylor Field (n.) - Where the Esks have a better playoff record than the home team in the last 18 years. :thup:



ouch! :thup:

Chucker44
07-28-2005, 01:30 PM
manure (n.) - 1. Material, especially barnyard or stable dung, often with discarded animal bedding, used to fertilize soil. 2. Material used to salute a Saskatchewan kicker.

Sgt. Nuke
07-28-2005, 01:34 PM
McLoughlin (n) - to be asked to do every job at one time. ex. "He's the McLoughlin around the office."

Chucker44
07-28-2005, 01:37 PM
next year (n.) - The supposed time period of the Roughriders' Grey Cup reign.

Sgt. Nuke
07-28-2005, 01:39 PM
Pep Talk (n) - "Wins and losses don't really matter." Tom Higgins - 7/22/05

Chucker44
07-28-2005, 01:47 PM
sellout (n) - 1. Edmonton - 60,081 2. Saskatchewan - Henry Burris

Sgt. Nuke
07-28-2005, 01:48 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

3. Montreal - 20,000

Esks4ever
07-28-2005, 01:50 PM
Unfinished Business - The Blue Bombers war cry for a few seasons after being "favored" to win the Cup and failing in said goal - repeatedly.

Esks4ever
07-28-2005, 01:51 PM
sellout (n) - 1. Edmonton - 60,081 2. Saskatchewan - Henry Burris



:lol: this like like the 3rd post i could rep ya for :lol:

Edmonton Fan
07-28-2005, 01:54 PM
Esks4Ever (n) - A mysterious phenomena that can simultaneously post 24/7 on an internet fan forum, and work an 11 hour day at the same time. :D

TurfToe
07-28-2005, 02:00 PM
great thread... was going to start it myself this a.m. but had to rush off to a meeting! :thup:
(just everybody remember that this is meant in fun... more or less!)

Sgt. Nuke
07-28-2005, 02:00 PM
Family Business (n) - E4E's solution to the afore-mentioned dilemna
Yes....it just might be the Mafia....

Sgt. Nuke
07-28-2005, 02:01 PM
Dynasty (n) - The Stamps making the playoffs two years in a row.

Sgt. Nuke
07-28-2005, 02:02 PM
great thread... was going to start it myself this a.m. but had to rush off to a meeting! :thup:
(just everybody remember that this is meant in fun... more or less!)

What's with all the cautions? Sheesh.... :angel: If we can't be homers on our teams site, where can we be?

TurfToe
07-28-2005, 02:03 PM
Evil Empire - term referring to the most successful franchise in the CFL (which happens to share the same initials) used by those who are convinced that this franchise is always up to some nefarious plot for total domination.

Edmonton Fan
07-28-2005, 02:04 PM
Livestock (n.) a.k.a Sheep (n.) - Esks4Life' favourite animal. Commonly used for one night stands, quickies, foreplay, and other dirty un-named fetishes in E4L's household..

Sgt. Nuke
07-28-2005, 02:05 PM
Hugh Campbell (n) - Darth Vader of the evil empire and CFL. Works out his nefarious plot through physical incarnation as Tom Wright, who, BTW, does not exist.

Opus
07-28-2005, 03:57 PM
Pussies (west), Stumps, Wheaties, Bummers, Pussies (east), Seamen, Gay(de)s, and Tweeties - Nicknames sometimes used to describe other CFL teams or their fans by your's truly :D

Chucker44
07-29-2005, 10:14 AM
posteraroed (v.) - To be rejected because of embarrassing choice of footwear.

gizmo fan 2
07-29-2005, 12:15 PM
posteraroed (v.) - To be rejected because of embarrassing choice of footwear.

:lol: :lol: :thup: (tm)

Hootch
08-02-2005, 01:54 AM
Dynasty (n) - The Stamps making the playoffs two years in a row.

:lol: :rofl: :beer:

bceskiesfan
08-02-2005, 02:37 AM
offside: a penalty given to an Esks lineman when he "just wants to get a head start".

Chucker44
08-02-2005, 11:00 AM
nepotism (n.) - This word does not exist in the Eskimo organization. All coaches are hired according to accomplishments and abilities.

Delorean
08-02-2005, 11:08 AM
sucking (v.) - when an Esks player doesn't play to 110% of their ability.

Sgt. Nuke
08-02-2005, 11:18 AM
losing record (v.) - any loss ex. The Eskimoes currently have a losing record with five wins and one loss. Great improvement is needed.

May also be spelled "loosing."

Germany25
08-02-2005, 11:23 AM
sucking (v.) - when an Esks player doesn't play to 110% of their ability.

struggling (v.) - see sucking.

Sgt. Nuke
08-02-2005, 11:26 AM
biased (adj.) - an offensive and irritating preference to the underdog or any team from the East. ex. TSN and CBC announcers display a disgusting bias toward Winnipeg and Montreal.

Chucker44
08-02-2005, 11:27 AM
kwame (n.) - An indicator that your top receiver will be out 6-8 weeks.

Sgt. Nuke
08-02-2005, 11:28 AM
gross (adv.) - Celebration dances performed by Toronto, Montreal, and Calgary players upon scoring their occasional touchdown. Know to spread as an epidemic.

Sgt. Nuke
08-02-2005, 11:28 AM
gay (adv.) - see gross.

Nanook99
08-02-2005, 12:52 PM
Flanders Field (n.) Calgary's home field. Where other teams come to watch Burris die a terrible death and the hands of angry Stamps fans.

N99

bceskiesfan
08-02-2005, 01:25 PM
kwame (n.) - An indicator that your top receiver will be out 6-8 weeks.


Wayne (n): An indication that your receiving corps is getting thinner and thinner.

stamphater
08-05-2005, 06:16 PM
Flanders- Damn, can someone help me out with this one?

MEEZY
08-05-2005, 11:59 PM
Flanders- Damn, can someone help me out with this one?

A perpetually optimistic peewee coach who likes to rotate his QBs like revolving doors while brushing up on Bible passages and clapping incessantly? :D

Sgt. Nuke
08-06-2005, 12:02 AM
****ty (adj.) - see CFL ref.

Chucker44
08-24-2005, 11:26 AM
POW candidate (n) - 11-26 passing, 9 first downs, 20 yards rushing

POW reject (n) - 40-56, 31 first downs, 56 yards rushing

Sgt. Nuke
08-24-2005, 11:27 AM
POW (n.) - a poor choice unless it's an Eskimo. :D

BeerfishAW
08-30-2005, 09:10 AM
Grey Cup - To a Rider fan, an unwashed bra.

Thrust
08-30-2005, 09:12 AM
Chub - AKA Shivers?

Chucker44
08-30-2005, 09:19 AM
Grey Cup - To Jedrock, a cereal bowl (http://www.esksfans.com/showpost.php?p=113174&postcount=46).

Edmonton Fan
09-01-2005, 10:10 PM
Good one Chucker. :lol:

Esks4ever
10-25-2005, 12:09 PM
jizzlegobbler - a certain radio personality.

Chucker44
10-25-2005, 12:21 PM
October (n) - month in which Rider fans return the Grey Cup they claimed in May.

Inquiring Mind
10-25-2005, 12:29 PM
jizzlegobbler - a certain radio personality.

:eek:

I says pardon? :lol:

Opus
10-25-2005, 12:47 PM
:eek:

I says pardon? :lol:
http://www.esksfans.com/showthread.php?t=6952&page=1&pp=20

post #18 for reference :lol:

Esks4ever
10-25-2005, 12:59 PM
blue haired rib jizzlegobbler - see jizzlegobbler.

Inquiring Mind
10-25-2005, 03:26 PM
http://www.esksfans.com/showthread.php?t=6952&page=1&pp=20

post #18 for reference :lol:

:lol:

Ahh.... made me think of this post by OldGreyMonkey.... still a classic IMO

http://www.esksfans.com/showpost.php?p=87381&postcount=7 :rofl:


You should have added in the caveat of "how long have you been an Eskimos fan", as I can assure you, sadly, that Hallsy is an icon to the 50 y/o+ crowd, and the blue-hairs would revolt if he were forced out to pasture.
Kinda lika Harry Carey, Hallsy will not leave until death.
As a matter of fact, I'll now do a short summary of Harry "Hallsey", doing an Eskimos game in the year 2020 on the radio:

Hallsey: " HAYYY Everybawdy...Ribs...Farley?"
Farley: "Looked to be about a 10 yard gain, Hallsey"
Hallsey: "Christenson Developments changes my diapers...base hit...1rst & 5!"
Farley: "More like 1 & 10, Hallsey"
Hallsey: "Shaddup! I'm trying to make a point here, & you're way off base..."
Farley: "No,no I'm pretty sure its first and ten..."
Hallsey: "My point is, if you were a hotdog, what kinda hotdog would you be?"
Farley: "What????"
Hallsey: "I'd smother myself in Tony's Roma's rich ranchero sauce...I wouldn't be able to resist myself..."
Farley: (in a low voice) "Someone cut to commercial..his pants are off..."
Hallsey: "Aren't the good folks at Quick Card great? Almost as great as that young lefty outta Chattanooga we've got in their now"
Farley: "He is actually from Iowa & throws right, Brian..."
Hallsey: "Shaddup, I'm trying to make a point here...HAYYY, why are my pants down, everybawdy...nice legs...like the riblings I had for lunch...."
Farley: (degected, with gun in mouth) "On & on he goes, each word more useless than the one before..."