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TurfToe
10-18-2005, 12:02 PM
I know, I know... nobody wants to think about Christmas (Hanukah, Solstice, Festivus, etc) shopping. However, there are times when we come across products that are perfect for that 'hard to buy for' person. And sometimes it takes a while to order the item, have it delivered, etc.

So in this thread we can share some of our amazing shopping discoveries!

Here's one for the fecally fascinated...
http://www.turdtwister.com/index.php

Edmonton Fan
10-18-2005, 12:13 PM
Ugh!! That's disgusting... perfect for E4L though... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

EskiPhenom
10-18-2005, 12:15 PM
:gross:

MoneyGuy
10-18-2005, 01:50 PM
How about we chip in and buy one of those for Riders fans so next time they want to give McCallum a gift they can make it prettier?

Thrust
10-18-2005, 01:54 PM
How about we chip in and buy one of those for Riders fans so next time they want to give McCallum a gift they can make it prettier?

I think his neighbor would appreciate it more... :rofl:

Tojo
10-18-2005, 01:54 PM
The funny thing is...that somewhere...there was a boardroom full of engineers sitting around figuring out how to design one of these...... :rolleyes:

TurfToe
10-18-2005, 01:55 PM
How about we chip in and buy one of those for Riders fans so next time they want to give McCallum a gift they can make it prettier?
:rofl:

TurfToe
10-18-2005, 01:56 PM
The funny thing is...that somewhere...there was a boardroom full of engineers sitting around figuring out how to design one of these...... :rolleyes:
more like a bunch of drunk college students with overactive imagination and some cake decorating supplies. And all the power to them for going to market with this! :lol:

esks4life
10-18-2005, 10:47 PM
Ugh!! That's disgusting... perfect for E4L though... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
How in the hell is this anything related to me? :confused:

Edmonton Fan
10-18-2005, 10:48 PM
How in the hell is this anything related to me? :confused:

Because it is... :D

Esks4ever
10-19-2005, 09:01 AM
I wonder who was suckered into doing a product test on these...

TurfToe
10-19-2005, 09:09 AM
I wonder who was suckered into doing a product test on these...
specifically... who had to
a) clean up after
b) check the finished product

:eek:

Chucker44
10-21-2005, 02:37 PM
I wonder who was puckered into doing a product test on these... :eek: Ouch!

EskiPhenom
10-21-2005, 02:50 PM
Here's one for those who read to 'speak English good.' :p

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0595094724/104-8926941-0171951?v=glance&n=283155&v=glance

EskiPhenom
10-21-2005, 02:52 PM
In case Turkey seems too dull:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0001F4ZGY/qid=/sr=/ref=cm_lm_asin/104-8926941-0171951?v=glance

Chucker44
10-21-2005, 03:11 PM
The classics are back.

Happy Fun Ball (http://www.happyfunball.com/hfb.html)

Sgt. Nuke
10-21-2005, 03:19 PM
Here's one for those who read to 'speak English good.' :p

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0595094724/104-8926941-0171951?v=glance&n=283155&v=glance

This was the funniest part about that whole page....
What similar items do customers ultimately buy after viewing this item?
55% buy You Are Going to Prison by Jim Hogshire (Rate it)
25% buy Colossal Ten Pound Live New England Lobster (Rate it)
17% buy Anal Douche Doc Johnson (Rate it)
2% buy Sixteen pair of Frog Legs (Rate it)
1% buy Oscar Mayer Beef Bologna, 8 oz (Rate it)

56Parkies
10-22-2005, 01:31 PM
Here's one for those who read to 'speak English good.' :p

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0595094724/104-8926941-0171951?v=glance&n=283155&v=glance
Apparently our own TurfToe must have written a review of the book:

"Incredible! I read this book 8 times already. My therapist, however, has suggested that to read it one more time would be simply assinine. I'm completely bummed out."

TurfToe
10-22-2005, 03:58 PM
Apparently our own TurfToe must have written a review of the book:

"Incredible! I read this book 8 times already. My therapist, however, has suggested that to read it one more time would be simply assinine. I'm completely bummed out."
:lol: you're not going to start that again! I'm still in a-rears from that last pun fest... thought it would never end!

TurfToe
12-06-2005, 08:38 AM
Latest greatest christmas gift... this time for the poser/wanna-be SUV drivers who never actually take them off road!
www.sprayonmud.com

EEfan
12-06-2005, 08:49 AM
That would make a great gag, to spray on other peoples cars.:heh:

MoneyGuy
12-06-2005, 09:47 PM
I received the best Christmas gift on Nov. 27. The Grey Cup, the gift that keeps on giving. :D