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pizmo
12-31-2005, 10:24 AM
French raise terror alert

AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has

raised its terror alert level from “run” to “hide.” The only two higher levels in

France are “surrender” and “collaborate.”

The raise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed one of France’s white flag factories, disabling their military.


Entertainment night at the senior's center

It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude
was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room,
he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up
here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every
member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on
this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family
for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The
crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gle!
aming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers
and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
.........."S**t!" said the Hypnotist...

It took three days to clean up the senior center!!!!

earl2
12-31-2005, 10:32 AM
French raise terror alert

AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has

raised its terror alert level from “run” to “hide.” The only two higher levels in

France are “surrender” and “collaborate.”

The raise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed one of France’s white flag factories, disabling their military.

Now that's funny... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Esks4ever
12-31-2005, 10:57 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Esksgurl
12-31-2005, 11:01 AM
:rofl:

gizmo fan 2
01-01-2006, 02:59 PM
:lol: :lol: :thup: (tm)