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MoneyGuy
03-08-2006, 06:41 PM
Okay, Numberz, you asked for it. I said I was working on something to entertain you all during this long off-season. Here it is, my Pickup Lines from Eskfans.com Members. I think I’ve covered just about all of the more prominent members, plus a few not-so-prominent ones. If I missed you, my apology.

By the way, this was in the works before the thread about pickup lines. And, if you like this, I have another idea in the works. If you don't, tough.

Pickup Lines from Eskfans.com Members

Steve Vale: "I’d bet that MAB scores the first goal of the game and that I'll score with you."

Numberz: "Guys always remember their first time. Wanna be remembered?"

or, “I can get you a sweet deal on a DQ burger. Do you eat meat?”

or, “I get out of school at 3:05 Saskatoon time, which is 2:05 Edmonton time, so how ‘bout I meet you at 3:30?”

or, "My math average if 94, so I know how to add. You plus me equals ecstacy."

or, "Let's give Pizmo, EL, EG and MoneyGuy a grandbaby."

Evil Dr. EE: "I laid 3-2 odds that I'd get laid tonight and it's 11:30. Pulllleasssse."

Esks4Life: " I was about to kill myself ‘cause I live in boring Saskatchewan. Wanna save a desperate man's life?"

Esks4Ever: "You can do both me and E4L together; we're interchangable."

EskLover: "Diesel fantasizes about girl on girl. What say we make his day?"

EsksGurl: :eek:

Or, "I'm not into that kinky stuff, but I'll clean your teeth for free."

TurfToe: "Sleeping with me would be a good public relations move for you, babe."

Or, “You could say you slept with the future mayor of Oakville.”

or: ""I'm willing to take my finger off the neg rep button for you. Maybe we can come up with a different use for that finger."

Sgt. Nuke: "I’m going to create a v-bookie event that you’ll get dirty with me. Give me a hint, will I win if I bet all my v-cash on YES?"

Pizmo: "Old guys know how to treat a woman. Prepare to be treated like a queen."

Or, “I may be old and wrinkled but everything is in fine working order.”

or, "Did you hear the joke about the geezer and the young beauty?"

or, “I good before Viagra so watch out now.”

MoneyGuy: "The Edmonton Journal says I'm in my sexual prime, so you can't do any better than me."

Glenvb: "I'm only 41 so I've not yet reached my peak. I'm not as good as MG, but like Hertz I'm Number 2 so I try harder."

Fishman: "I have these great season's tickets in section T. I can introduce you to some wonderful people, such as Beerfish, EskLover and the famous MoneyGuy."

Delorean: "Make love with an Asian man and you'll be horny again in 30 minutes."

1260 Drew : "I can introduce you to John Short."

or, "I'm on :fire: with desire."

56Parkies: "They say I'm a card. I'm an Ace."

or, "Bring your lips right up to the Mike."

Mobes: "I am the sack master. Into the sack we go."

Thrust: "Let me show you how I got my name."

Angelus: "How'd you like to sleep with the site owner?"

Frito's Fan: "I'm a good bud of Angelus'."

Wad: "I have an idea I'd like to kick around with you."

or, "I get it right down the middle about 78% of the time."

Edmonton Fan: "Wanna come up and see my sketches."

Muley69: "69 is not just a number, ya know."

Gizmo Fan 2: "I keep stats of all of my sexual conquests. I'd enjoy adding you."

EskiPhenom: "My guys really can swim; give them a chance."

Flames: “Rep is inversely proportional to sexual prowess, so you know I'm damn good in bed.”

Nanookster: "I do these power rankings, ya see. I'd love to put you #1 on my list of great women I've had."

More Nanookster: "I collect pictures of melons. May I photograph yours?"

BCEskiesFan: "You haven't lived until you've done it with a pot smoker from B.C."

KnuckleChucker: "Come with me and I can get you into some stupid fan game on the field during an Esks' game."

Or, “Sleep with me and you’ll never see me again. Once I’m entrenched, I tend to disappear.”

Bobbym: "If rep was given out for sexual skill, I'd have lots more than 120 rep points."

Tojo: "I can get you onto the radio."

Calf: "Wanna make it with another species?"

GeeBrr: (see Calf), or "Come on out some time and see our airport."

And my personal favorite:

Diesel: "I have this really, really big horn. Wanna blow it?"

:thup: or :thumdn: ?

Inquiring Mind
03-08-2006, 08:06 PM
My personal favorite is;

"Hey baby, you've got the brains and the ass to match"









Although for what its worth, "Hi, my name is Kevin" has proved far, far, far more effective :lol:

Shawn10
03-08-2006, 08:10 PM
:thup:

Esksgurl
03-08-2006, 08:11 PM
Okay, Numberz, you asked for it. I said I was working on something to entertain you all during this long off-season. Here it is, my Pickup Lines from Eskfans.com Members. I think I’ve covered just about all of the more prominent members, plus a few not-so-prominent ones. If I missed you, my apology.

By the way, this was in the works before the thread about pickup lines. And, if you like this, I have another idea in the works. If you don't, tough.

Pickup Lines from Eskfans.com Members

Steve Vale: "I’d bet that MAB scores the first goal of the game and that I'll score with you."

Numberz: "Guys always remember their first time. Wanna be remembered?"

or, “I can get you a sweet deal on a DQ burger. Do you eat meat?”

or, “I get out of school at 3:05 Saskatoon time, which is 2:05 Edmonton time, so how ‘bout I meet you at 3:30?”

or, "My math average if 94, so I know how to add. You plus me equals ecstacy."

or, "Let's give Pizmo, EL, EG and MoneyGuy a grandbaby."

Evil Dr. EE: "I laid 3-2 odds that I'd get laid tonight and it's 11:30. Pulllleasssse."

Esks4Life: " I was about to kill myself ‘cause I live in boring Saskatchewan. Wanna save a desperate man's life?"

Esks4Ever: "You can do both me and E4L together; we're interchangable."

EskLover: "Diesel fantasizes about girl on girl. What say we make his day?"

EsksGurl: :eek:

Or, "I'm not into that kinky stuff, but I'll clean your teeth for free."

TurfToe: "Sleeping with me would be a good public relations move for you, babe."

Or, “You could say you slept with the future mayor of Oakville.”

or: ""I'm willing to take my finger off the neg rep button for you. Maybe we can come up with a different use for that finger."

Sgt. Nuke: "I’m going to create a v-bookie event that you’ll get dirty with me. Give me a hint, will I win if I bet all my v-cash on YES?"

Pizmo: "Old guys know how to treat a woman. Prepare to be treated like a queen."

Or, “I may be old and wrinkled but everything is in fine working order.”

or, "Did you hear the joke about the geezer and the young beauty?"

or, “I good before Viagra so watch out now.”

MoneyGuy: "The Edmonton Journal says I'm in my sexual prime, so you can't do any better than me."

Glenvb: "I'm only 41 so I've not yet reached my peak. I'm not as good as MG, but like Hertz I'm Number 2 so I try harder."

Fishman: "I have these great season's tickets in section T. I can introduce you to some wonderful people, such as Beerfish, EskLover and the famous MoneyGuy."

Delorean: "Make love with an Asian man and you'll be horny again in 30 minutes."

1260 Drew : "I can introduce you to John Short."

or, "I'm on :fire: with desire."

56Parkies: "They say I'm a card. I'm an Ace."

or, "Bring your lips right up to the Mike."

Mobes: "I am the sack master. Into the sack we go."

Thrust: "Let me show you how I got my name."

Angelus: "How'd you like to sleep with the site owner?"

Frito's Fan: "I'm a good bud of Angelus'."

Wad: "I have an idea I'd like to kick around with you."

or, "I get it right down the middle about 78% of the time."

Edmonton Fan: "Wanna come up and see my sketches."

Muley69: "69 is not just a number, ya know."

Gizmo Fan 2: "I keep stats of all of my sexual conquests. I'd enjoy adding you."

EskiPhenom: "My guys really can swim; give them a chance."

Flames: “Rep is inversely proportional to sexual prowess, so you know I'm damn good in bed.”

Nanookster: "I do these power rankings, ya see. I'd love to put you #1 on my list of great women I've had."

More Nanookster: "I collect pictures of melons. May I photograph yours?"

BCEskiesFan: "You haven't lived until you've done it with a pot smoker from B.C."

KnuckleChucker: "Come with me and I can get you into some stupid fan game on the field during an Esks' game."

Or, “Sleep with me and you’ll never see me again. Once I’m entrenched, I tend to disappear.”

Bobbym: "If rep was given out for sexual skill, I'd have lots more than 120 rep points."

Tojo: "I can get you onto the radio."

Calf: "Wanna make it with another species?"

GeeBrr: (see Calf), or "Come on out some time and see our airport."

And my personal favorite:

Diesel: "I have this really, really big horn. Wanna blow it?"

:thup: or :thumdn: ?



:rofl: Those are great MG :thup:
Although why do I get the :eek: thing. LOL I don't do that when getting picked up.
;) Oh and I'm only certified to clean my own teeth right now.........until I'm done school and then that applies :D :D :lol: :lol:
Good on you for coming up with those :thup:

GeeBrr
03-08-2006, 08:20 PM
GeeBrr: (see Calf), or "Come on out some time and see our airport."

:lol:

Actually I prefer "Why use an airplane when I can put you on cloud 9 for free?"

Steve Vale
03-08-2006, 08:55 PM
:rofl: Those are great MG :thup:
Although why do I get the :eek: thing. LOL I don't do that when getting picked up.
;) Oh and I'm only certified to clean my own teeth right now.........until I'm done school and then that applies :D :D :lol: :lol:
Good on you for coming up with those :thup:
EG - I took it to mean that guys don't need a pickup line - draw your own conclusions why he picked the smiley with the wide eyes and open mouth...

Delorean
03-08-2006, 08:57 PM
EG - I took it to mean that guys don't need a pickup line - draw your own conclusions why he picked the smiley with the wide eyes and open mouth...

SCHWING!!! :rofl:

1260 Drew
03-08-2006, 09:06 PM
1260 Drew : "I can introduce you to John Short."

or, "I'm on :fire: with desire."


Yes, the John Short connection is a lady killer. :rolleyes:

As for the other one, that's just funny. :thup:

Esksgurl
03-08-2006, 09:10 PM
EG - I took it to mean that guys don't need a pickup line - draw your own conclusions why he picked the smiley with the wide eyes and open mouth...


So are you saying I should check the expiry date on the hair dye I use :p

Steve Vale
03-08-2006, 09:37 PM
So are you saying I should check the expiry date on the hair dye I use :p
I could make a comment about home decorating colour coordination, but that'd be crass... :lol:

MoneyGuy
03-08-2006, 10:12 PM
:rofl: Those are great MG :thup:
Although why do I get the :eek: thing. LOL I don't do that when getting picked up.
;) Oh and I'm only certified to clean my own teeth right now.........until I'm done school and then that applies :D :D :lol: :lol:
Good on you for coming up with those :thup:

Thought it was obvious. You were expressing shock at the gurl-on-gurl idea (the previous one).

MoneyGuy
03-08-2006, 10:13 PM
Yes, the John Short connection is a lady killer. :rolleyes:

As for the other one, that's just funny. :thup:

Glad you approve. Hey, Drew, was that you doing the sports at about 5:20 this afternoon. If so, I gotta bone to pick with you. :D

Inquiring Mind
03-08-2006, 10:16 PM
So are you saying I should check the expiry date on the hair dye I use :p

So you're saying the curtains don't match the drapes?!?!

:lol:

Diesel
03-08-2006, 10:31 PM
And my personal favorite:

Diesel: "I have this really, really big horn. Wanna blow it?"

That's not really my style

More like, " Why don't we go back to my place and do things I'll tell my buddies we did anyway...." ;)

1260 Drew
03-08-2006, 10:34 PM
Glad you approve. Hey, Drew, was that you doing the sports at about 5:20 this afternoon. If so, I gotta bone to pick with you. :D
Nope, that would be the legendary Corey Graham, I don't usually start until 7 Why what'd he do?

Muley69
03-08-2006, 10:50 PM
Holy "time on your hands", batman!


That defo deserves rep!

Sgt. Nuke
03-08-2006, 11:03 PM
Mine is a vbookie line? With all the politics and religion I get involved with as well as battles with other team's fans, mods, etc...and mine is vbookie related? :sadb:

Good job though...MG. :thup: :D

esklover
03-08-2006, 11:08 PM
That is pretty impressive MG, you obviously have WAY too much time on your hands...The strange thing is - with my pick up line you are implying that I pick up woman??? :o ;) :lol:

MoneyGuy
03-08-2006, 11:09 PM
Nope, that would be the legendary Corey Graham, I don't usually start until 7 Why what'd he do?

He said so-and-so "officially" signed a contract. I used to make my living as a writer and pleonasms and certain other examples of really bad language annoy me.

A player has either signed or not. You can't unofficially sign, so officially signing is redundant.

I've been hearing that term more and more on your station.

Tell him that MoneyGuy says he's an idiot. j/k

MoneyGuy
03-08-2006, 11:11 PM
Good job though...MG. :thup: :D

Coming from you that's high praise. Actually, I was disappointed in your PU line. I felt I could have done better.

How is this one:

Sgt. Nuke: "I'm a sargent. Watch what happens when I tell it to stand at attention."

Yup, that's better. :D

MoneyGuy
03-08-2006, 11:13 PM
That is pretty impressive MG, you obviously have WAY too much time on your hands...The strange thing is - with my pick up line you are implying that I pick up woman??? :o ;) :lol:

Naw, I'm just trying to have fun. As for having too much time, you have no idea how wrong that is. Spend a week with me and you'd find out.

Actually, those things just come to you when you're a comic genius. :D

esklover
03-08-2006, 11:16 PM
I personally like Wad's...that is funny.

I wish I hadn't given out so much rep today...unfortunately you have to wait now for what you are due! Great job... :)

gizmo fan 2
03-09-2006, 01:05 AM
:lol: :thup: Good ones, MG.

I'd add something like "Shall we see if you're above average?" to mine, though. :D :thup:

glenvb
03-09-2006, 07:24 AM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MoneyGuy again.

MoneyGuy
03-09-2006, 08:06 AM
Thanks, guys and gals. Glad you liked my work. I do have one or two more fun off-season threads in the works.

However...I thought minors weren't supposed to be in the After Hours section? I have evidence that one of those minors has been viewing this thread. :D

Thrust
03-09-2006, 09:52 AM
Hey don't forget about "Chadblazed"

mnasjodhuy lkacoach kujas kjhsh kadhnjschnas askksh ,eh? woah.....
:D ;)

Steve Vale
03-09-2006, 11:35 AM
Hey don't forget about "Chadblazed"

mnasjodhuy lkacoach kujas kjhsh kadhnjschnas askksh ,eh? woah.....
:D ;)
I thought that was Flamer...

Thrust
03-09-2006, 12:49 PM
Flame....Blaze...is there some sort of conection here?

Esks4ever
03-09-2006, 12:53 PM
Turf Toe: Wanna see my Rat-Squirrel ? :p

Thrust
03-09-2006, 01:00 PM
Turf Toe: Wanna see my Rat-Squirrel and its disappearing act? :p

:lol: :thup:

Uncle Bobby
03-09-2006, 01:41 PM
Uncle Bobby: Want to be my birthday clown?

Numberz
03-09-2006, 01:55 PM
Thanks, guys and gals. Glad you liked my work. I do have one or two more fun off-season threads in the works.

However...I thought minors weren't supposed to be in the After Hours section? I have evidence that one of those minors has been viewing this thread. :D

I've been here for a while

Esks4ever
03-09-2006, 02:40 PM
Numbers: Wanna be with a 37year old? Ok how about a 16year old then ?

Shadow
03-09-2006, 03:10 PM
Or we could average the two ages. He's 26.5. :D :)

bceskiesfan
03-09-2006, 03:14 PM
:rolleyes:



For the record, I do not indulge in the ganja. I hear it makes you limp...

Shadow
03-09-2006, 03:15 PM
Don't like mysense of humour?

Numberz
03-09-2006, 03:30 PM
:rolleyes:



For the record, I do not indulge in the ganja. I hear it makes you limp...

Just go with the flow and don't argue with stereotypes, they are never wrong.