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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    My ideal woman is a slightly older, refined yet kinky, obscenely wealthy woman with an accent...

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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    thats just wrong on soo many levels

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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Bagpipe
    My ideal woman is a slightly older, refined yet kinky, obscenely wealthy woman with an accent...

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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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    I am a little tired of women who play hard to get, hence my new dream girl...

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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    I dunno... I think I'll stick with reality!
    Turf Toe:
    - "...turf toe is a common malady that is more of a nuisance than a serious injury."
    - "Turf toe can often progress into a chronic problem..."
    - "A mild instance of turf toe (grade 1) can be merely aggravating while a serious case (grade 3) can be debilitating."

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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    Quote Originally Posted by TurfToe
    I dunno... I think I'll stick with reality!
    Man, that chick has a burly looking face
    I told those f***s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    Quote Originally Posted by lloyd
    Man, that chick has a burly looking face
    she has a face?
    Turf Toe:
    - "...turf toe is a common malady that is more of a nuisance than a serious injury."
    - "Turf toe can often progress into a chronic problem..."
    - "A mild instance of turf toe (grade 1) can be merely aggravating while a serious case (grade 3) can be debilitating."

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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    Quote Originally Posted by TurfToe
    I dunno... I think I'll stick with reality!
    She is hideous. I dont do 80's glamour chicks.

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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    Quote Originally Posted by esks4life
    She is hideous. I dont do 80's glamour chicks.


    now just to clarify.. do you mean girls from the 1980s glamour era... or 80 year old glamour girls ?

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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    Quote Originally Posted by Esks4ever
    now just to clarify.. do you mean girls from the 1980s glamour era... or 80 year old glamour girls ?
    neither!!

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    I got caught with a 'Glamour' once...
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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Shizzle
    I got caught with a 'Glamour' once...
    well, tell us more....

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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    Quote Originally Posted by esks4life
    She is hideous. I dont do 80's glamour chicks.

    I'd try and at least to do 80, and I'd give it 100% effort too!
    I hit them as hard as I could on the mouth right from the start of the game so they were thinking this was going to be a long day. Sooner or later one of us had to quit. And it wasn't going to be me.
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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    The kind of girl that "shames" you like this after you go out & get bombed...
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    at our house parties we did stuff like that.. its a hoot.. everyone tries so hard not pass out, cuz the first one who does get the worse... we've had the passed out dude have breasts in his face like the first pic.. had a dude put his umm..little dude on the chin of a passed out dude... the worse everone else was drunk the worse the shaming

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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    Funniest I've seen is a guy passed out at a party had his arse crack filled with vasoline. When he came to, the look on his face was priceless as I think he first thought he shat himself!
    I hit them as hard as I could on the mouth right from the start of the game so they were thinking this was going to be a long day. Sooner or later one of us had to quit. And it wasn't going to be me.
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    we wanted to do that.. but had no vasoline.. so we fit a condom over a boomhandle and shoved it into his ass - just far enough that the condom would stay in his ass. We removed the broom and waited for him to wake up

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    You guys play mean!
    I hit them as hard as I could on the mouth right from the start of the game so they were thinking this was going to be a long day. Sooner or later one of us had to quit. And it wasn't going to be me.
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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    Back when I was playing puck, we used to keep the inside door of our upstairs community closet as a billboard called "TeaBags".
    Basically, it involved either having or going to a party, and then one of the guys in the house getting somebody bombed & having them pass out. After that occured, one of the guys would rest his ballsac on the victim's forehead, while somebody else took a picture of the teabagging. The picture then made its way to the billboard, which was filled easily each year and should've been burnt in effigy.
    (Just as an aside, the "winner" of the most teabags is a current NHL player!)
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    So you're basically saying you took part in gay porn?
    I hit them as hard as I could on the mouth right from the start of the game so they were thinking this was going to be a long day. Sooner or later one of us had to quit. And it wasn't going to be me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esks4ever
    we wanted to do that.. but had no vasoline.. so we fit a condom over a boomhandle and shoved it into his ass - just far enough that the condom would stay in his ass. We removed the broom and waited for him to wake up
    remind me NEVER to drink around you and your buddies..

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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel
    So you're basically saying you took part in gay porn?
    How do you know what gay porn looks like?
    While we may have been semi-cruel, no animals (or broom handles) were ever harmed in the making of our "artistic photography".
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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper_Fire
    How do you know what gay porn looks like?
    While we may have been semi-cruel, no animals (or broom handles) were ever harmed in the making of our "artistic photography".

    scared maybe but not harmed :P

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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    "artistic photography".

    So that's what they're callin it, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esks4ever
    we wanted to do that.. but had no vasoline.. so we fit a condom over a boomhandle and shoved it into his ass - just far enough that the condom would stay in his ass. We removed the broom and waited for him to wake up
    That's mean.

    I use to work with a guy that liked to scull cap people. He could actually stretch his bag out and sneak up behind people sitting down and pull his bag over their eyes. You didn't want to be skull capped!

    He also liked to bet other nations aircrew members how many cases of beer he could stack on his stretched out bag. He'd win us allot of beer. He normally stacked 6 cases. But I think the record was 10.
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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    Quote Originally Posted by Nanookster
    That's mean.

    I use to work with a guy that liked to scull cap people. He could actually stretch his bag out and sneak up behind people sitting down and pull his bag over their eyes. You didn't want to be skull capped!

    He also liked to bet other nations aircrew members how many cases of beer he could stack on his stretched out bag. He'd win us allot of beer. He normally stacked 6 cases. But I think the record was 10.

    glad to see the funding for our military is hard at work


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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    Quote Originally Posted by Nanookster
    That's mean.

    I use to work with a guy that liked to scull cap people. He could actually stretch his bag out and sneak up behind people sitting down and pull his bag over their eyes. You didn't want to be skull capped!

    He also liked to bet other nations aircrew members how many cases of beer he could stack on his stretched out bag. He'd win us allot of beer. He normally stacked 6 cases. But I think the record was 10.

    Sounds like he was never in danger if he had to eject and his parachute failed.
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    Re: What type of girl do you go for???

    Quote Originally Posted by 56Parkies
    How much did you have to pay your sister to do that? Kidding.

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