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    Stupid Totally Useless Information Thread

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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Rayminator View Post
    Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
    Unless you are Brian Burke. Then it's somewhere around 20 pounds.

    Also, did you know that more people are killed by donkeys than in airplane crashes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stamphater View Post
    Unless you are Brian Burke. Then it's somewhere around 20 pounds.

    Also, did you know that more people are killed by donkeys than in airplane crashes.
    Would there be one particular country where this would be more common? I could see asses doing that but donkeys?
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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    Coca Cola was originally green.
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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by glenvb View Post
    Coca Cola was originally green.
    It also contained cocaine
    Look. We can go round and round about this all the live long day. Let's keep it simple. I embody amazement. Can you dig on that? Good. Then meet me on the corner of rock and roll, and bring a flask of something that burns.

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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    Well, yes. But the difference is that snopes.com says that your useless information is actually true, while mine is false. That makes mine the most useless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glenvb View Post
    Well, yes. But the difference is that snopes.com says that your useless information is actually true, while mine is false. That makes mine the most useless.
    Your logic is flawed. Your penis could be 8" which would be false(quote your wife) and it is useless, which is true(same source).
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    Quote Originally Posted by pizmo View Post
    Your logic is flawed. Your penis could be 8" which would be false(quote your wife) and it is useless, which is true(same source).
    Someone get that bottle of Screech away from Piz before it's too late!
    Turf Toe:
    - "...turf toe is a common malady that is more of a nuisance than a serious injury."
    - "Turf toe can often progress into a chronic problem..."
    - "A mild instance of turf toe (grade 1) can be merely aggravating while a serious case (grade 3) can be debilitating."

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    And, get him away from my wife!
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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by TurfToe View Post
    Someone get that bottle of Screech away from Piz before it's too late!
    Sorry, I only use Screech as a paint remover.
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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    experts say the best badminton shuttlecocks are made of the feathers from a goose's left wing.

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    As opposed to the right wing?
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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    Totally Useless Information...hmmmm...oooh, how about this...
    My high school math teacher's name was Mr. Williams...
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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    Rabbits love licorice

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    Saying "I love rabbits" around a campfire makes the smoke go away...
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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Esks4ever View Post
    experts say the best badminton shuttlecocks are made of the feathers from a goose's left wing.
    Pretty liberal assumption or the truth?
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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    the truth

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    Guard your vibrator.......courtesy Edmonton Sun....

    http://www.edmontonsun.com/news/edmo.../17727566.html
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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    Gators love marshmellows
    I hit them as hard as I could on the mouth right from the start of the game so they were thinking this was going to be a long day. Sooner or later one of us had to quit. And it wasn't going to be me.
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    That knowledge would have been very useful to me when I visited New Orleans last month.
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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    in a year, an average elevator travels the equivalent of nearly halfway around the equator

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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by glenvb View Post
    That knowledge would have been very useful to me when I visited New Orleans last month.
    If you go on the swamp tour and see any, they usually will have you feed them at the end of a long switch
    I hit them as hard as I could on the mouth right from the start of the game so they were thinking this was going to be a long day. Sooner or later one of us had to quit. And it wasn't going to be me.
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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    Technically, the plural of 'penis' is 'penes' (pronounced PEE-nees), not Penises.
    The plural of 'anus'? a$$hole$, of course!
    Turf Toe:
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    - "A mild instance of turf toe (grade 1) can be merely aggravating while a serious case (grade 3) can be debilitating."

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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by glenvb View Post
    That knowledge would have been very useful to me when I visited New Orleans last month.
    Why were you trying to attract them? I wonder if cotton candy would work?
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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    Every thread I post in becomes a totally-useless-information thread.

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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    MG posted ^ at 9:11 PM

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    Re: Totally Useless Information Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by esklover View Post
    MG posted ^ at 9:11 PM
    Now that's how to stay on topic. Totally useless.
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