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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    For an experiment, a chemistry teacher takes out a $20 bill and put it's in a bottle of ethanol. He then ask his students if it will dissolve.

    A student raise his hand to answer.

    Student: No it won't dissolve sir.

    Teacher: Really good! Now can you explain to the rest of the class why?

    Student: You're so cheap, there's no way you would've sacrificed that $20.

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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    See my latest post in Booty thread. She could be your next ASSistant.

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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    I saw a wanted sign today

    It read;

    Wanted dead and alive,

    Schrodinger's Cat

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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    I both get that joke and don't get it.
    Out of my mind; back in five minutes.

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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    you're one up on me.

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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    Well, now that you've observed me, I definitely get it.
    Out of my mind; back in five minutes.

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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    Quote Originally Posted by pizmo View Post
    Never mind, thought this was blank as I couldn't see the link.

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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    Genie: You have 3 wishes

    "I wish you were terrible at Maths"

    Genie: Okay, now you have 14 left.

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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    I come from a long line of overworked and underappreciated mathematicians. We have many sayings that flew over my head until I was old enough to understand them.

    One day in my younger years I was asking for help from my father in finding the gradient of a curve. I knew it had something to do with lines, but I was essentially just drawing shapes on my homework. He put it in a way that always stuck with me:

    Great minds think of lines, but fools rarely differentiate.

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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    The freaky thing is that I was actually teaching that stuff (gradient vectors) last week.
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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    What did the 0 say to the 8?

    Nice belt.

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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    There are two types of people in this world

    Those who can extrapolate information from an incomplete set of data.

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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    That's
    Out of my mind; back in five minutes.

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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    Quote Originally Posted by Moon1 View Post
    This one's already posted on my bulletin board
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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    Quote Originally Posted by glenvb View Post
    This one's already posted on my bulletin board
    ok then
    how about this one
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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    Added to my collection
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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    From The Chive :

    I had a hen who could count her own eggs. She was a mathmachicken. ( Sorry, )

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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    A proton, electron and a neuton get into a bar fight.

    The bartender calls cops and they show up to arrest everyone. The cops cuff the proton and electron but they let the neutron go because nobody could press charges.

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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    Hopefully we havent' posted this one yet

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    In Rod we trust

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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    I'm actually going to have a chance to use this one in class tomorrow
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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    Quote Originally Posted by glenvb View Post
    I'm actually going to have a chance to use this one in class tomorrow
    sweet!
    I actually remember that one from math 103 and high school but I took my classes in french so it was distance, vitesse et temps, same letters tho
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    Re: Another Joke for glenvb

    From " The Chive."

    Did you hear about the geometry teacher that left his parrot's cage open ?

    Polygon !!!!

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