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    Humor Chuck norris

    There is no such thing as tornadoes

    Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks
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    Re: Chuck norris

    If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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    When Chuck Norris was born the only person who cried was the Doctor.

    You never slap Chuck Norris.
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    Re: Chuck norris

    Chuck Norris cheated on his wife...

    9 months later, Chuck's wife gave birth to the child of the woman Chuck cheated with.
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    Re: Chuck norris

    Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because he only recognized the element of surprise.
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    Re: Chuck norris

    Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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    Re: Chuck norris

    I've never understood the whole Chuck Norris thing... Loved "Lone Wolf McQuaid" back in the day...when he's being chased by the sheriff and hits the NOS in the old Blazer. Otherwise, he's a bearded Jean Claude Van Dam. (Not that I'd fight him mind you because it's a lose lose… you get beat up by an old man or you beat up an old man - either way you look like a loser)
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    Re: Chuck norris

    Quote Originally Posted by boydo View Post
    I've never understood the whole Chuck Norris thing... Loved "Lone Wolf McQuaid" back in the day...when he's being chased by the sheriff and hits the NOS in the old Blazer. Otherwise, he's a bearded Jean Claude Van Dam. (Not that I'd fight him mind you because it's a lose lose… you get beat up by an old man or you beat up an old man - either way you look like a loser)
    Fight Chuck Norris !!!!!! He has a grizzly bear carpet in his room, the bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move. Some funny scenes with him in Expendables 2.

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    Re: Chuck norris

    1) Chuck Norris killed the dead sea. 2) Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. 3) Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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    Re: Chuck norris

    Chuck Norris listens to audiobooks, on mute.
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    Re: Chuck norris

    If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

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    This is not true
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    Re: Chuck norris

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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