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    Humor Daily funnies - The Pizmo Thread :)

    I think I'll post a funny picture each day. My computer is overloaded with them!
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    Re: Daily funnies

    While on the topic of terrorists...................

    You can see who really caught him.
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    Re: Daily funnies

    Some more...............

    The first one is my all-time favorite. I hope the US takes notice.
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    The real reason I picked the airforce...................
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    I'd feel a little nervous flying with these fella's...............
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    Re: Daily funnies

    haha, keep'em coming!!!

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    Re: Daily funnies

    Great work Nanookster!

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    Re: Daily funnies

    That airliner one's great!
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    Nook... can I have some of that or can you hook me up... man,you funny!!

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    Re: Daily funnies

    from 13th man a little bit ago...
    I told those f***s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

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    Re: Daily funnies

    Quote Originally Posted by lloyd
    from 13th man a little bit ago...
    OOOHHH MAN.. here's hopin' some of them can read...kinda!!

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    Re: Daily funnies

    Kudos to GreyCupGarry who posted that at 13thman......loved that one....
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    Re: Daily funnies

    Quote Originally Posted by fishman
    Kudos to GreyCupGarry who posted that at 13thman......loved that one....


    Yes that is pretty funny :lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lloyd
    from 13th man a little bit ago...
    Did I post that? Cause I have it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eskimoses
    Nook... can I have some of that or can you hook me up... man,you funny!!
    I'm not funny. The stuff is. Actually people I work with do think I am funny.

    It is free for all.
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    Re: Daily funnies

    OK, keeping with the "in the news funnies" here is some that I have.

    One of them reminds me of a nametag I use for airshows (our nametags attach using velcro). The alias I frequently use is Heywood Jablowme. But I have a whole box of names I can use (except my real one).

    The guy from Stettler kills me.
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    Re: Daily funnies

    ..and some more..............
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    Re: Daily funnies

    I've got em all, but it's always good to laugh at em again....
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    Quote Originally Posted by fishman
    I've got em all, but it's always good to laugh at em again....
    Especially the guy from Stettler. I think he should consider plastic surgery, because if I ever see him I'll be saying, "Hey, aren't you the guy...........?"
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    Re: Daily funnies

    Boy I hope the guy knows what"fresh daily" means!! YYYUUUCCKKKKKK!!!!

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    Re: Daily funnies

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    I have removed the 2 pics u provided.... I dont think it was nessessary , and I for one don't enjoy seeing any animal suffering..I just think this board would be better of without it..
    if you have any probs with my decision plz PM me...
    Last edited by Esks4ever; 03-18-2005 at 02:01 PM.

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    np... sorry about that. went overboard. understood. feel free to just remove my entire post too.
    Last edited by TurfToe; 03-18-2005 at 02:18 PM.
    Turf Toe:
    - "...turf toe is a common malady that is more of a nuisance than a serious injury."
    - "Turf toe can often progress into a chronic problem..."
    - "A mild instance of turf toe (grade 1) can be merely aggravating while a serious case (grade 3) can be debilitating."

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurfToe
    np... sorry about that. went overboard. understood. feel free to just remove my entire post too.

    Done.. i wanted to get the pics gone before someone else saw them... now its all cleaned up .. and I'll look like im losing my mind deleteing a phantom" post..

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    Re: Daily funnies

    are we beating the dead horse?
    I told those f***s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Esks4ever
    Done.. i wanted to get the pics gone before someone else saw them... now its all cleaned up .. and I'll look like im losing my mind deleteing a phantom" post..
    I dont care what anyone says, I stand by my word that mods deleted that PM, just admit it so I dont look crazy! the mods know im not crazy, tell the world my story!
    I told those f***s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

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    we just need to find a replacement photo funny...
    if only to save Lloyd!!
    Turf Toe:
    - "...turf toe is a common malady that is more of a nuisance than a serious injury."
    - "Turf toe can often progress into a chronic problem..."
    - "A mild instance of turf toe (grade 1) can be merely aggravating while a serious case (grade 3) can be debilitating."

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    Quote Originally Posted by lloyd
    I dont care what anyone says, I stand by my word that mods deleted that PM, just admit it so I dont look crazy! the mods know im not crazy, tell the world my story!


    One theer was no horse..

    and 2 what the heck you talking about.. or is the green beer you had yesterday affecting you today ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Esks4ever
    Done.. i wanted to get the pics gone before someone else saw them... now its all cleaned up .. and I'll look like im losing my mind deleteing a phantom" post..
    tsk-tsk.....there is a manage option that you can physically delete it......although how do you lose something that you arguably might not have had in the first place
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    Yes i know about about the manage option.. but it was busy at work and i was rushing... so i atleast got the pics out, then the boss left so i was able to go in and delete the post after the fact

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    and then I came and physically removed the shadow post so you wouldn't look like a crazy man....
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