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Thread: Daily funnies - The Pizmo Thread :)

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    Re: Daily funnies - The Pizmo Thread :)

    Today marks nine months without drinking a drop of alcohol or any kinds of wine! And six months of eating seven fruits and veggies a day, drinking 10 glasses of water, no carbs, and no red meat. Lots of 8 hour sleeps. The change in my body has been fantastic! I feel great, I lost weight, and my way of thinking is very positive! I'm looking to keep this up, and go for more, because I choose to! No alcohol, eating healthy, lots of sleep and above all, an hour of exercise every day!
    I don't know whose status this is, but I was so happy for them, I copied and pasted it.

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    Re: Daily funnies - The Pizmo Thread :)

    So we have a Golden Retriever and a Husky/Shepard mix that just had surgery. Vet told me she's about 15 pounds overweight for her breed/age/sex - and when I replied that she was "just a little husky"...she didn't laugh! Then again, neither did the TW or Parker...
    Once an Eskimo, ALWAYS an Eskimo.

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    Re: Daily funnies - The Pizmo Thread :)

    RIP Rodney Dangerfield

    "I came from a real tough neighborhood. I bought a waterbed and found a guy at the bottom of it."

    "I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the local restaurant, I sat down and had broken leg of lamb."

    "I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window, I hurt somebody's fingers."

    "I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps… from moving cars."

    "I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once, a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional; the knife had butter on it."

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    Re: Daily funnies - The Pizmo Thread :)

    Hope, at the end of the day connects us all, no matter how different we are

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    Re: Daily funnies - The Pizmo Thread :)

    Quote Originally Posted by Hugoagogo View Post
    Who ever drew that up sure nailed it.

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